Ah, shopping with the Missus

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:47 am

So we get up early today and decide to go shopping at the closest decent mall, which is two hours away, to look for Christmas presents. And Mrs Anarky just loves to try on clothes when we're looking for other stuff, so I had the privilege of waiting for her as she tried on a dozen or so garments in several stores. I mean, I don't mind that occasionally, but when she goes in with two armfuls of stuff, I know it's going to be a long wait. (And if I decide to go to another store to kill my frustration, that'll be when she steps out for a moment to get my opinion.) [frus]

But it was all worthwhile because in the last store she tried on stuff in, I got to sit in front of this banner in life-sized glory. Safe enough to be displayed prominently around five-year olds, but <b>GOD DAMN</b> it can still cause some wood. Something about cleavage, displayed properly, can be just as fucking hot as nipplage.

Anyway, I just had to share. Enjoy the view. It loses a little of the image quality in this shrunken version, but not too much.

http://lanebryant.charmingshoppes.com/a ... 101705.jpg

Barris Offee may be in trouble as my imaginary girlfriend.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 8:22 am

Perhaps Barris Offee has cleavage of that calibur. Instead of replacing her, modify her[:D]

Mrs. CaptainSolo and I went Christmas shopping as well yesterday. What is up with that? There's almost two months left until Christmas, why the hurry to get it done now? I'm not trying to sound like the stereotypical "wait-til-the-last-minute-guy" because that's not the case with me, but there is something fundamentally flawed about eating Halloween candy on your way to the mall to do Christmas shopping. Also, I couldn't believe santa Claus was there already. I thought his fat ass never got there until after Thanksgiving? Pretty soon him and the Easter Bunny are gonna be fighting over space.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 12:23 pm

Man, we're almost done already. We have to shop early because our family is mainly back in Ontario, so we have to ship all that shit out by December 1st. The good news is, that when the mall is just crushed full of people, we can cruise around the parking lot and laugh at all those fuckers stressed out to the nines.

Post by **vynsane** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:16 pm

mrs. vynsane and i are making our gifts. we did it last year, and we did a good job. at our wedding, my brother said we had "like, this industry" topether. so, we're developing a website for her to sell her home-made wares, so it's stuff we can put pics up there and sell... PLUS we need to have it all done to drive up to NY at thanksgiving, as we're flying up for x-mas... and bringing all those baskets and stuff would cost us a whole row of seats if we did it then! that way we're maxin' relaxin' like jj when it comes to crunch time...

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 6:27 pm

Shiiiiiiiiit, I try to liven up y'all's day with a picture and we get into Christmas shopping.

Personally, I think buying presents is bullshit. However, no one I know thinks it's bullshit, so I'm stuck buying presents every damn year. I try to get it done early, because I hate dealing with the crowds. Although I seem to end up at Circuit City every Black Friday, picking up a lot of shit for myself.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 12:47 am

Oh yeah, the titties! I liked 'em. Hopefully on black Friday that banner will be everywhere for you pervs to drool over.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:32 am

Anarky, buying gifts is bullshit, but getting them is fun.....

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:04 pm

God dam it sure smells gay in here!!!