I fucking hate those middle of the mall kiosks.

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 6:16 pm

I MADE ALLOT OF MONY BUTT MUNCH!!!! NEAL BEFORE DOUSH!!!! OR DOOSH AND I WILL KIKC YUOR BALLZ!!!!

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 5:00 pm

I hate those fuckers that sell the remote control cars and hover discs.

Anyway, a while back, one of the cell phone vendors tried selling me something as I walked by. You should have seen the look on his face when I said, "Sorry, I don't speak English."

captain funtime · Post by **captain funtime** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 2:01 am

What the fuck? Another new pansy bitch boy? I hope you dont cry like that fucker Slimmie, he cant take abuse for shit. Thats why I skull-fucked his mom in her left eye last night.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:22 am

Due to the size of his dick, Mama Slimmie didn't even have to lose an eye in the event. Captain Douchetime just rubbed his inch high private eye along her eyelid and he was good. Don't mind him, Rogue II. He's a fanny fucker extreme.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:38 pm

Let me guess........ when you were done she said "Keep an eye out for me!", right?

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 7:10 pm

i saw one in the mall and it was selling crabs and my mom started laughing and laughing and i did not know what was funny so i asked her and she said that she did not need to buy crabs because she already had crabs. i asked her to show me the crabs but she said no.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:11 am

The bitch gave Anarky some of those crabs. Your mom is a filth ridden whore scumbag cum guzzling overweight dyke.