HERALDS WANTED!!!!!!!!!

Doctor Douche · Post by **Doctor Douche** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:33 pm

STUCK IN A DEAD-END JOB!!!!!!

TIRED OF BEING TOLD YOU NEED EXPERIENCE!!!!!!

DO YOU WATCH THE SOPRANOS AND FIND YOURSELF THINKING, "MAN, BIG PUSSY COULD USE SOME FRESHENING UP"!!!!!!

DO YOU DREAM OF TYPING IN BOLDFACE YELLOW (UNLESS YOU'RE COLORBLIND LIKE THAT DOOFUS EMPERORDADDYPANTS) WITH LOTS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!

I HAVE THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU!!!!!!

BECOME MY HERALD!!!!!! I HAVE OPENINGS FOR HERALDS IN ALL FIFTY STATES, CANADA, AND NEW ZEALAND!!!!!!

AS A HERALD, YOU WILL SCREAM ABOUT FEMININE HYGIENE AND WARN HUMANITY ABOUT MY NEFARIOUS BUT INDISTINCT PLANS FOR WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!

SIGN UP NOW!!!!! SPACES ARE LIMITED!!!!! BUT MAKE SURE THAT YOU ARE FULLY COMMITTED TO MY EVIL DEEDS OF CLEANLINESS!!!! FOR JOINING ME SHALL ANGER THE PRETENDER DR DOOM, AND IF YOU QUIT MY LEGIONS I CANNOT PROTECT YOU FROM HIS BAN-STICK!!!!!!

THE FUTURE IS OURS!!!!! AND THE WHOLE WORLD WILL BE YOUR TAMPON!!!!!

SO QUEEFS DOUCHE!!!!!

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:59 pm

I, tHe GrIn, WoUlD lIkE tO jOiN yOuR cAuSe. I vOw To SpReAd YoUr WoRd...AnD tHe LeGs oF aLl ThEiR mOtHeRs!!!

AlL hAiL dOcToR dOuChE!!!!

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 11:56 am

I call "shenanigans" on the both of you.

SHENANIGANS!

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 9:50 am

Just ignore them. Maybe they'll go away.

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:31 pm

tHe GrIn WoUlD lIkE tO wItHdRaW hIs OfFeR tO bE a HeRaLd Of ThE dOuChE. aFtEr HaViNg My WaY wItH hIs MoThEr, I uNdErStAnD wHy HiS nAmE iS dOuChE.

homeless man · Post by **homeless man** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 6:03 am

Where do I sign up...a brother needs a job. (Whats the pay? Bottle of Alize(tm))

Yoda · Post by **Yoda** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 6:09 am

A disturbance in the force, cloudy with the dark side it seems. hmmmmmmmmmmmmm???

Doctor Douche · Post by **Doctor Douche** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:48 pm

WELCOME ABOARD, HOMELESS MAN!!!!!!

THE GRIN IS NO LONGER UNDER MY PROTECTION!!!!!! SHALL WE PLACE BETS ON HOW LONG UNTIL DOOM BANS HIM!!!!!!!! I BET 1,499 LATVERIANS MUMQUATOS ON TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!

SO QUEEFS DOUCHE!!!!!

homeless man · Post by **homeless man** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 2:57 am

I gots me a job..I gots me a job.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 3:10 pm

Now get off welfare, you drain on my taxes.