butt-shaped tattoo

okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

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butt-shaped tattoo

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the best quote ever--from beavis:

"i wanna get a butt-shaped tattoo of a butt in the shape of a butt and get it on my butt so it looks like a butt and people will think it's a butt!"

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wow, so do i... weird...
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Post by Eternal Padawan »

Why don't you get a tatoo of your FACE on your ass, that way no one will know the difference!

Haw haw... <---Best Nelson laugh I can do...

Ugh. Who watches Beavis & Butthead?
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Post by jjreason »

Id like to get Cornholio tatooed on my knob. Wait, that would mean never getting head again. Maybe a temporary one......
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All head is temporary head...because it would be too difficult explaining to your boss why her face is always buried in your crot....oh. You mean temporary tatoo.

Speaking of tatoos. that reminds me of TATU, which reminds me of hundreds of schoolgirls stripping off their uniforms and making out in their bras and undies on the MTV movie awards...mmmmmmmmm
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Sadly, I missed that. I think I saw those bitches come out but changed the channel for fear of cracking a huge boner while watching those sexy sluts in front of the old lady...
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Post by mabudon »

I always wanted to get a piercing on one cheek with a little bell on it, so if you had to cut the cheese it would sound like a buzzer or and old-fashioned phone ringing.....
That is the only body-mod I could see getting... the butt-shaped tatoo is a pretty good concept, though
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by jjreason</i>
<br />Sadly, I missed that. I think I saw those bitches come out but changed the channel for fear of cracking a huge boner while watching those sexy sluts in front of the old lady...
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It was probably a good thing you changed the channel. All their back up dancers (hundreds of them) came running up the aisle in catholic schoolgirl outfits. Then about half way thru the song, the skirts and shirts came off revealing undies and skimpy, clingy tanktops. Then to top it off the hotter ones started making out with whatever hot half dressed back up dancer was closest. WOW!
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Post by Eternal Padawan »

I wonder it that's on youtube?
"Say Jim! WHOOOO! That is a bad outFIT! Whooo!"--Pimp, Superman The Movie
"You're an idiot, Starscream." --Megatron,Transformers: The Movie
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