We're all geeks here. So let's discuss the most pressing issues of our time: which character could whomp which character's butt.
First: Batman vs Superman?
Keep in mind that the "why" is as important as the "who."
The ultimate superhero/supervillain showdown
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The ultimate superhero/supervillain showdown

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Superman. It's a non-event. Even with the Kryptonite gloves immortalized by Frank Miller, Superman only needs to get ahold of Bats for a millisecond to do him in. He's WAY faster, and WAY stronger - in a "real" battle (one during which Superman has true murderous intent), Bats doesn't last 10 seconds.
"Something inside me....."
would it be a spontaneous battle, or would batman know that he was going to be fighting superman...because knowing is half the battle and I think with a little premeditation it would make the fight a little closer to call 
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