A really, really, really important TRUE story

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:21 pm

Ok, I have figured it out, how it all began for Dell. We all know he is a homo to the umpth degree. Well, one day he was sitting around playing with his toys, probably Lincoln Logs. He was looking at the big ones, admiring how they felt in his hand. He liked the length and the girth. He had felt something like it before but he just couldn't place it.

His dog was over in the corner licking his ball bag. The dog got up and then came over to Dell and licked him on the mouth. Dell loved the way it tasted. He loved the tasted of doggie dick. He then started to blow his dog. That wasn't enough for him, he had to feed in insatiable taste for cock anyway he could.

He then started to feel like an outcast and turned to drugs around the tender age of nine. He dropped out of school and gave up on his education. His parents threw him out and nobody wanted to foster him. He walked the streets at night with no where to go and no money to get drugs. He had no friends to hook him up. He did the one thing he could to satisfy both habits, SUCK DICK FOR DRUG MONEY!!!!.

And now, somehow he has found a way to torture us here with his nonsense. I say we kick his ass back out to the streets. Let him wander around aimlessly. Let him be the nothing he deserves to be.

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 3:34 pm

<Bat>I am not a very... nice... person.</Bat>

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:00 pm

Dell Rusk wrote:<Bat>I am not a very... nice... person.</Bat>

Ohhhhhhh...he got you good with that one, KH.

HAW!!!

I believe that story 100%!

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:13 pm

u edited me bat man it is on now gay motha fukca!!!!

x

Robin · Post by **Robin** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:38 pm

Holy yellow short bus, Batman! Dell Rusk is coming and he has is Action On-line goons with him! Should I cue the Bat-theme song for battle?

Alex Trebek · Post by **Alex Trebek** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:41 pm

Dell, when MTSR is done with you, I'm not even going to give you a lousy copy of my board game. You're a complete loser.

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 2:47 pm

edit my signature i wil kill u fagg!!!! we will c who is the gay when ur dik is n my but!!!

Robin · Post by **Robin** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 3:13 pm

Good job, Batman! Dell Rusk's power is fading. But what does he mean by this?

Dell Rusk wrote:edit my signature i wil kill u fagg!!!! we will c who is the gay when ur dik is n my but!!!

Gay...Dick...But? Dick Butkus is happy? Holy hail mary, Batman! What does the Hall of Fame Linebacker from the Chicago Bears have to do with this evil Action On-Line scheme?

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 3:15 pm

Hush, now. If you do not change your ways, there will be plenty of time for you to think over the stupidity you've spread... from jail.

Robin, be ever-vigilant. Rusk's plans are becoming more... dastardly by the moment. Soon, he will no doubt rob the Gotham National Bank, and we will finally have him on... charges that will... stick.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 3:17 pm

And, yes, old chum, Dick Butkus is quite the happy man. If you continue to work hard and stay in school, you can one day be a Hall of Fame Linebacker as well, and no one is so... happy as a Hall of Fame Linebacker.

John Madden · Post by **John Madden** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 9:20 pm

To answer your question Robin, because questions need answering, it means that this Hall of Famer is the one who is going to kick Dell Rusks ass