Ah vaz vatching zee Rachel Ray zees evening

The Grip · Post by **The Grip** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:01 pm

Ach, she ees a saucy leetail strumpet. You pairvairts here have certahnly got zee good taste, no? Ah did not see vhat she vas making, because Ah vas more concerned with pretending your mothair was a motorcycail undt Ah vas a policeman, wo ho ho ho!

UKWildcat · Post by **UKWildcat** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:29 am

Rachael Ray?!?!? You mean, "Man Hands"?

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 7:35 pm

http://www.ncn13.com/rachel_ray/

The Grip may be on to something. Look at her work this spoon:

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:26 pm

What else does she do with the spoon?

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:05 pm

I have a niggling suspicion that those AIN'T her abs. She's in the kitchen WAY too much, and has much too round a face to be flat in the tummy like that.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:18 pm

Don't ruin it! She ain't wearing panties under that skirt.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:55 pm

Sorry, man. When you're done, go back and have another look. Something's hinky about that pic.

Negative Boy · Post by **Negative Boy** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 1:31 pm

That is completely unrealistic photograph becuase Ms. Ray would never do her cooking show in such a revealing outift. It would detract from the seriousness of the factuality of what she was endearing to entrust. And she is a very clean woman and would never let her spoon get all sticky like that. Clearly you have never watched her show with an eye towards the culinary arts. That makes you stupid and dumb.