i haven't watched TV in i don't know how long...

[Negative Boy]

Whine, whine, whine. Bitch, bitch, bitch. Moan, moan, moan. There's nothing good on any of the 500 channels I pay $100 for every month, and my TiVo never records anything good. Every single show that the network executives green light sucks all the fun out of life.Wah wah. Boo hoo. Except for some chubby whore on a cooking show. Lets all go on and on about her and google naked pictures on her and discuss those pictures as if it was a scientific discourse about the cure for cancer. If there was an Olympic Event for biggest mama's boy sitting in the basement with your pants around your ankles and a chafed penis from too much masturbating, well here is your gold medal, monkies!