Vee pairform a valuahbail sarvaice, non?

The Grip · Post by **The Grip** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 2:54 pm

Moiself undt zee fellow membairs of Zee Group, vee are, how you say? Misundairstood, no? Manah of zee peopail, undt many hair, zink vee are disgosteeng.

But vee pairform a valuahbail sarvaice to zee communitah.

Zink of ven a parent dahs. Zee chahldrahn, zey may say, "Oh no! Who ees zere to fock mah mothair now zat mah fathair he eez gone? Ah cannot fock mah own mothair, for zeese ees, how you say? Gross. But someone most fock mah mothair, or she shall nevair be focked again."

Ah, but Zee Green undt Ah, ve are here to alvays pleasaihr your mothairs. Zeese ees one of zee servaices provahded gratis bah Zee Green undt Ah. Ah cannot speak for our Bahzarro frahnds, as zey truly are gross, no?

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:00 pm

Are you French? I think you are French. And it's been scientifically proven that frenchmen cannot, under any circumstances, get an erection.

Scientifically proven.

Don't argue with it.

So when you tell us of all these "alleged" exploits with people's mothers. It's a filty french lie and you are just propogating the stereotype that Frenchmen are all lying, limpdicked douchbuggers. Fag.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:34 am

Careful, EP. You remember what happened last time you called him French.

Perpantor · Post by **Perpantor** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:52 pm

THE GRIP SHALL SURVIVE THE PURPLE PURGE!!

THE REST OF YOU, WELL, I'D START WEARING PURPLE IF I WERE YOU.

THIS I COMMAND!!

GNT · Post by **GNT** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:55 am

Very clean hands