tHE gRIN WAS READING nATIONAL gEOGRAPHIC THE OTHER DAY, AND HE CAME ACROSS ONE OF THOSE ARTICLES ABOUT THE aFRICAN TRIBES WHERE THE WOMEN HAVE SAGGY TITTIES AND GO TOPLESS. aND HE REALIZED THAT THERE IS NO ONE THERE TO FUCK THE MOTHERS OF aFRICA! sO, ONCE HE GETS HIS BUSINESS IN ORDER, HE'S GOING ON AN EXTENDED TRIP TO aFRICA TO BRING THE JOYS OF MOTHERFUCKING TO THE HEATHEN TRIBES.
hE ASKED ME TO GO ALONG WITH HIM TO SPREAD THE JIZM IN THE FATHERS OF aFRICA, TOO, BUT THERE'S NO WAY i COULD GO. aSIDE FROM BEING AWAY FROM cAPTAINsOLO1138'S TIGHT ASS, i'D MISS dANCING wITH tHE sTARS!
hE MAY BE TAKING bIZZARO tHE gRIP WITH HIM TO FILL THIS ROLE, BUT THEY'RE CURRENTLY IN NEGOTIATIONS AS TO HOW MUCH THE POSITION PAYS. (tHE gRIN THINKS bIZZARO tHE gRIP SHOULD DO IT OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF HIS HEART, BUT btg BELIEVES HE SHOULD BE COMPENSATED FOR ALL THE DILDOS AND STUFF HE'LL HAVE TO BUY OUT OF HIS OWN POCKET.)
tHE gRIN MAY NOT BE AROUND DURING HIS TRIP, BUT tHE gRIP AND i WILL BE CERTAIN TO CONTINUE PLEASURING YOUR PARENTS.
Goddammit. I'd slap you over the head with a king sized dildo, but you'd probably enjoy it too much. The trip is getting postponed for a bit while have global intenet access installed on the Pimp-mobile. Eternal Padawan's mother gets real freaky on the web cam, you know. I can't miss that.
