You should have a religion/politics forum here

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 8:42 pm

Shut the fuck up. No politics here, just some good old fashioned kick in the nutz fun.

Negative Boy · Post by **Negative Boy** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:53 pm

You wanna know whats wrong with Democrats? They are a bunch of pansy, candy ass mommas boys that think the solution to every problem is to raise taxes and spend money trying to figure out why the South American Beaver Weasel only mates in the last week of July. Then they get all moody and pissy about us trying to defend Democracy against heathen communists and muslims, and would rather do books and stuff and let lazy welfare bitches smack their kids around and get all touchy feely because everyone is a victim. Then they sleep around on their wives, sometimes with their gay lovers, and spend more money. If i was president, the first thing i would do is make a National Don Pendleton day where Mack Bolan would round up all the fairy Democrackers like that bitch Clinton and ship 'em off to Africa where they can get a dose of what the real world is like. Fucking assholes. Michael Moore is a fat fuck.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 6:41 am

Should I impose a self-banning for at least partially agreeing with NB?

Post by **vynsane** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:10 am

CaptainSolo1138 wrote:Should I impose a self-banning for at least partially agreeing with NB?

no, because the democratic party IS filled with a bunch of assholes. but so is the republican party. although i think there are more assholes in the republican party that sleep around on their wives and/or gay lovers, but that's besides the point.

i think the balance of assholes is skewed towards the republicans however.

either way, it's obvious the current system is in shambles and it's high time for a new direction... just don't know if anyone has the money or ability to be that new direction.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:49 am

Also, the Democrats are stupid enough to think Hillary has a chance in hell of winning the presidency.

And they were elected based on the war and oil prices. They totally caved on the first, and seem to have forgotten the second (even as it gets worse and worse). They'd prefer to spend their time playing politics with non-binding votes of no confidence that they can't even fucking pass.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:22 am

vynsane wrote: either way, it's obvious the current system is in shambles and it's high time for a new direction... just don't know if anyone has the money or ability to be that new direction.

Exactly. Like Chux pointed out, one takes no action and complains about it while the other side continues to fuck everyone but themselves and get rich in the process. Sadly, there is no current party or group that is going to gain enough of a following to change any of this, even though Ralph Nader gets more pussy than the GOP as a whole and by default should be chosen leader.

(I'm not a Nader fan nor do I support the Green party, I just appreciate the absurdity of the male equivalent of Angela Lansbury doing bukkake.)

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 12:00 pm

Nader's the reason Bush is in charge.

It's not that I blame anyone for voting for Nader. However, as a reasonably intelligent potential leader, he should've noticed at some point that he had no chance, and the other two were neck and neck. At that point, had he cared more about his ideals than about his ego, he would've stepped out of the race and lent his support to the candidate with the stronger environmental record (in this case, Gore). Especially when the other is an oilman.

The Democrats are ultra-idiots, because they have allowed the Republicans to increasingly lean entirely on a message of morality, which is not what either party is supposed to stand for. Abortion should never have been an issue. Right or wrong, people have iron-clad opinions about it, and (guess what!) the law is never going to change. Even if it does, it won't stop abortions. There will just be would-be mothers dying from having rusty hangers shoved up their snatches. But, no, the Democrats stood idly by as the Republicans made this the #1 issue, and Joe Shmoe American voted wholeheartedly for politicians whose economic ideals were not in their best interest, happily being buttfucked by trickle-down economics in the interest of those poor little babies.

And this year... Jesus fucking Christ. The Republicans have two frontrunners. There's Giuliani, who has entire speeches of nothing but repeating the phrase "9-11, 9-11." And even the fucking FDNY doesn't support him! And McCain, who would've had a real shot, had he not spent the past eight years turning his back on what he's supposedly stood for all his life just so he could suck Bush's dick and hopefully have a better shot with the hardline conservatives. Fuck, more than half the Democrats I know (myself included) would've voted for McCain over Gore in 2000.

On the other side, Hillary, who you'd have to be a goddamned retard to think isn't polarizing enough to automatically lose the Democrats the election. And Edwards and Obama, both of whom talk a great game, and who seem reasonable enough (and would probably the best possible presidents from this bunch). But you have to wonder: if they truly believe in their remarkably similar messages, why don't they say, "Hey, it doesn't matter which of us is Prez and which is Veep. Let's band together and crush this crazy broad"?

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 2:27 pm

Where the hell is Ross Perot when you need him?

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 2:38 pm

And what about all the good things Hitler did?

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:01 pm

Well, Adolph did help create the Volkswagon Beatle. The first time I did your mother was in a VW, and it was pretty good. (She said she wanted to do it in an uncofortable place, so I obliged.) Despite his bad haircut, funny little mustache, and all that killing, I suppose Hitler did a little bit of good.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:03 pm

This probably sounds silly but...

You guys know how I try to avoid politics. Back when I was in High School, our Government teacher gave a "self-quiz" to help you figure out if you are liberal or conservative. While wandering through the internet today, I stumbled upon another one of those political quizzes. It turns out I'm more Libertarian. I guess that explains why I find Dennis Miller funny.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:06 pm

Rogue II wrote:I guess that explains why I find Dennis Miller funny.

What the hell does "rant" mean?