Down-home South Carolinian wisdom

[anarky]

Wow.

Just wow.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BLIcY2QgLeA

[Eternal Padawan]

Slater is quite the professional for not falling down with pants peeing laughter.

[vynsane]

i share a country with her?

[kidhuman]

Wow







Just wow.


I wonder if she can find the US on a map.

[anarky]

i share a country with her?

Maybe not. It's not clear if she's U.S. American, South African-American, or The Iraq-American.

[Eternal Padawan]

Can we get a transcript of her "speech"?


Newsbot? Make yourself useful, wench!!

[jjreason]

She's still ridiculously smoking hot, and will no doubt land a job making more money than the rest of us combined at a large corporate office within the next year or two.

[Newsbot]

Can we get a transcript of her "speech"?

Newsbot? Make yourself useful, wench!!

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Gladly! That's what I'm here for: to satisfy all your news cravings in a cheerful and perky manner!

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children.

[Eternal Padawan]

Thank you, Newsbot. That was very prompt.



Now, go make me a sandwich.

[Ran]

I'm not sure which is more impressive. The stupidity of Ms. South Carolina's response, the fact that the host didn't laugh at her, or the helpfulness of Newswench.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

The new Miss Teen USA (Miss Colorado in that clip) went to my high school until she graduated last June. True story.

Too bad I never got to suck on them titties.

[vynsane]

no wonder SAT's are lowest ever.

[Eternal Padawan]

The new Miss Teen USA (Miss Colorado in that clip) went to my high school until she graduated last June. True story.

Too bad I never got to suck on them titties.

Be honest. What odds did you give yourself?

[Double_G]

"The Iraq"? What a stupid bitch.

[Antropov]

The new Miss Teen USA (Miss Colorado in that clip) went to my high school until she graduated last June. True story.

Too bad I never got to suck on them titties.

Be honest. What odds did you give yourself?

That's fuckin' funny.

I could not believe this ignorant whore when I first saw it. You know it's bad when AC Slater can laugh at you.

I understand that she's only a high school chick and that the question was not only weird but asked on the spot, but c'mon, dude. At least use proper grammar. "The Iraq everywhere like, such as"?!?! What the fuck are you even getting at?!