Slicker....

Mrs Funtime · Post by **Mrs Funtime** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 10:22 am

I am your mother.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:25 pm

Wow. That explains a lot, and makes this pretty damned creepy.

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Slicker
 And Mrs. Funtime you had better be fucking busy with more than the damn laundry. I expect you to be busy putting my hot meal on the table, baking pies, cleaning the house, and suckin' my weiner when I want.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">I mean, I knew your mom was a ho, but that's just nasty, man.

emperordaddypants · Post by **emperordaddypants** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 7:54 am

Slicker and Mrs. Funtime are DOOMED!!!

arnaky · Post by **arnaky** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 7:28 pm

Well, shit, I guess that means either Rogue II or myself are your daddy. Rogue II got first crack at that poon, and I got sloppy seconds. I like sloppy seconds.

Mrs Funtime · Post by **Mrs Funtime** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:13 am

That you did, arnaky. That you did.

However, that was far too recent for you to be Slicker's father. I'm referring to years ago, long before I met Roy, when I was in high school. I had a good friend named Gregor Flantdig, and the two of us used to watch cartoons at his house after band practice. One day, He-Man was on, and we were swept away on a wave of passion.

Soon after, Gregor's family moved away, and a few months after that, I gave birth to a slightly retarded baby boy. Being unable to raise the child myself, I gave him up for adoption. But I always kept tabs on him.

I kept this dark secret from Roy, but was not thorough in covering my tracks. How do you think he found this site?

About a month ago, I ran into Gregor at the grocery store. He was upset, having recently lost his son, Robin, in some sort of accident that he said involved a Latverian tyrant. I wasn't clear on the details, but it reminded me that life is too short.

Slicker, I don't want to lose you the way Gregor lost his son, your half-brother, Robin S Flantdig.

captain funtime · Post by **captain funtime** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 11:01 am

Bitch I will kill you

k1dhuman · Post by **k1dhuman** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 12:07 pm

Let me have a crack at tappin' dat ass first.

Bizarro The Grin · Post by **Bizarro The Grin** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:29 am

wOW, sLICKER, YOUR MOM IS A HO EITHER WAY YOU LOOK AT IT! i'M JUST GLAD YOUR DADDY IS TOO!

Slickers Mom · Post by **Slickers Mom** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:55 pm

YOUR A LIAR AND CONFUSED! I REMEMBER GIVING BIRTH TO SLICKER LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY, BECAUSE IT ISN'T EVERY DAY THAT YOUR WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND A BABY JUST POPS OUT. IT WAS A QUICK LABOR, AND IT MADE ME GLAD MY PUSS WAS SO ENORMOUS, SO I WENT AND BANGED A FEW PORNO THEATERS FULL OF OLD MEN SO THE NEXT ONE COULD COME OUT EVEN EASYER.

Slickers Mom · Post by **Slickers Mom** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:57 pm

OF COURSE IT DOESNT MEAN I WOULDN'T GIVE YOU THE HOTTEST GIRL-ON-GIRL TIME YOU DONE EVER HAD. I'LL SHOW YOU A REAL FUN TIME, BABBY.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 6:38 pm

It's turning into a zoo here. A real fucking zoo.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:08 pm

What the fuck, how did the whore get the link?

Slickers Mom · Post by **Slickers Mom** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:09 pm

I PULLED IT UP ON YOU'RE COMPUTER AFTER GIVING YOU THE MONSTER FUCKING OF YOU'RE YOUNG LIFE!

Zero · Post by **Zero** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 12:06 am

Mrs Funtime wrote:That you did, arnaky. That you did.

However, that was far too recent for you to be Slicker's father. I'm referring to years ago, long before I met Roy, when I was in high school. I had a good friend named Gregor Flantdig, and the two of us used to watch cartoons at his house after band practice. One day, He-Man was on, and we were swept away on a wave of passion.

Soon after, Gregor's family moved away, and a few months after that, I gave birth to a slightly retarded baby boy. Being unable to raise the child myself, I gave him up for adoption. But I always kept tabs on him.

I kept this dark secret from Roy, but was not thorough in covering my tracks. How do you think he found this site?

About a month ago, I ran into Gregor at the grocery store. He was upset, having recently lost his son, Robin, in some sort of accident that he said involved a Latverian tyrant. I wasn't clear on the details, but it reminded me that life is too short.

Slicker, I don't want to lose you the way Gregor lost his son, your half-brother, Robin S Flantdig.

What fresh hell?!! Gregor inadvertantly adopted his own secret love child?

See people? This is what happens you purchase children for sex under the guise of adoption. You end up fucking your own retarded bastard kid. This is why you should always adopt young Thai girls. They are easy to train, don't make noise when you keep them chained in the cellar, and you don't have to worry if it's your own damn kid...

Mrs Funtime · Post by **Mrs Funtime** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 1:48 am

No, I thought the boy was Slicker. But it wasn't. See, I named the baby that Gregor and I conceived Nick, and he was adopted by a young couple from Michigan. When I tracked them down, I figured that their son Nick was the baby I birthed lo those many years ago.

I have since learned that they already had a son named Nick and didn't want the confusion of two kids named Nick, so they renamed the adopted son Adam.

So I guess I should instead say:

CaptainSolo1138, I am your mother.

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