Who pigged out...I know I did

captain funtime · Post by **captain funtime** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 3:19 pm

Holy fuck, T-giving is awesome. What other day can you sit across from the person you love and stuff your big fuckin mouth full of anything and everything that will fit in it? Turkey, stuffing, potatoes, pies, cakes, cookies and whatever else. I'll tell you one thing, cranberry shit never comes near my mouth, it looks like a fuckin used tampon. And to top it off, you get a fat blow job after dinner....I wish every day was T-giving.

Doctor Douche · Post by **Doctor Douche** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 4:42 pm

DID SOMEONE SAY 'TAMPON'!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!! MY PLAN FOR TOTAL FEMININE HYGIENE DOMINATION IS NEAR FRUITION!!!!

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:08 am

Yeah, nothing like getting a bj while trying to hold in 44 atmospheres of ass-gas that the turkey brings on. I'll tell you what - you fart while you're getting head, and that WILL be the last fucking time she does it, married or not!

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:46 am

Sounds like your out in the cold JJ, might have to hook up with a hooker that you bust one night.

Mrs Funtime · Post by **Mrs Funtime** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:13 pm

I really would prefer you not talk about our sex life in public. That is, unless you want me to tell everyone what you do with your Lord of the Rings figures. You wouldn't like that, would you?

Negative Boy · Post by **Negative Boy** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:22 pm

Am I to assume that one Thanksgiving topic wasn't enough for you, you had to start up a second one that discusses the exact same things; namely what you did and would like to eat at one specific mealtime during the entire year? And also decided to braoch the heinous subject of comingling the actions of fellation and flatulence. As if either has anything to do with the festive holiday ensconced by the retribution of normalities? Bless you all for giving me a reason not to assume that aren't the biggest pile of retard in the whole history of the internet.