THE SUPER GAY SHOW!!

[Snigtad Flornbi]

I WAS UP LAIT 2NITE + WAS WATCHING THAT 1 FAGG, DAVE LETTERMEN JACKET OR WHAT EVER, HE IS NOT KNEERLEY AS FUNEY AS THAT DUED ON THAT SHOW, U NO WHOO IM TALKIN ABAUT. ANY WAY HE TERNED 2 THE OHDIENCE + THEIR WAS THIS FAG IN THE SINETER OF THE THERD ROW WAIRING PLADD + GRINING LIEK AN IDEOT. DAVE SAYED MAN U LOOK LIEK A FAG, + HE SAYED WHY YES I AM A FAG. DAVE SAYED DO U LIEK 2 SUCK DONG + HE SAYED WHY YES I LUV I SUCK DONG. I DOO NOT BELEEVE U SAYED DAVE PROOVE IT, THE DUED SAYED GLADLY TAKE OFF UR PANTS + WHEN DAVE TOOK OFF HIS PANTS HE SAYED WORLDWIDE BICHES! THE DUED CLIMBED ON STAIGE + PUT DAVES DONG IN HIS MOUTH +SAYED YUMMY + THATS WHEN I TURNED IT, I DO NOT WANT 2 BE TURNED 2 A GAY LIEK THAT GOD DAM ANARKEY!

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

Wait a minute . . . that's not how I remembered it . . .

[anarky]

Snigtad is clearly mixed up, as he makes it obvious he was watching Jimmy Fallon, not David Letterman. The "fellatio from a male audience member" bit is trademarked by Fallon... as if anyone would ever want to use any of his material.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

I don't think anyone's seen enough of his material to even contemplate stealing it.

[anarky]

In fact, now that I think of it, the working title for Jimmy Fallon's show actually was The Super Gay Show, until they decided to continue with the "Late Night" franchise.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

Have you (or anyone else) seen it? I've only seen bits and pieces. It's not horrible, but it's nothing amazing, either. I doubt I'll ever make a point to watch it.

[anarky]

Has anyone seen it? If you've caught bits and pieces, that's more than everyone else on earth. I was just going by the fact that Jimmy Fallon seems incapable of not cracking up at his own jokes, and it's rather irritating. I do it sometimes, but I'm not on TV trying to be funny.

[Ran]

Jimmy Fallon is the guy from SNL that tried to be like Adam Sandler and couldn't make it through a sketch without laughing, right? What did he do to deserve his own show?

[anarky]

You're right. And I think whatever he did involved the penis of a network executive.

[UKWildcat]

I watched a few episodes of Fallon's show the first week. It was TERRIBLE! That Robert DeNiro interview was beyond uncomfortable... I also watched some last week, or the week before, when Tracy Morgan was on, it was just as bad, if not worse. I really don't see this show lasting much longer. And how in the world they got The Roots to be the band? I'll never know. I guess times must be real rough for those guys. But yes, this show is fucking awful, and I don't plan on watching any more of it.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Yay! They've started showing the 1960s Batman show here on Saturday nights. It's on the "ME-TV" network they show on one of the new ancillary digital channels.

[Jargo]

I only know Fallon from the family guy spoof of him. I was like "who the fuck?" I know more about Tom Green and I've only mistakenly seen one of his shows. I guess networks will employ assclowns because they divide opinion and thus people talk about them and thus bring in more viewers.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Hot damn, Julie Newmar's Catwoman is HOT.
How the hell did she get anything done back then in the 60s? She was obviously getting stopped by everyone who walked by her and fucked good and hard every three minutes. They couldn't help themselves. It was biologically impossible to walk within ten yards of her and not have the instinct to mate supress all higher brain functions and throw her down and fuck her silly.

[anarky]

You know what bugs me?

Y'know when a company has an ad that's marginally clever, or maybe even full-on funny, and goes way too far with it? Like how the Noid was supposedly this villain who destroyed pizzas, but somehow Domino's pizza was immune to him or something, but they started handing out Noid toys and even painting him on their fucking buildings. Or how Geico had a gecko that asked people to stop calling him for car insurance, because they were mixing him up with Geico, and, boom! the stupid lizard is their spokesman. (Don't even get started on how the pretty fucking hilarious original "So easy a caveman can do it" ad was, vs how unfunny the other 9,453 were.)

Capital One is one of those companies that way the fuck jumps the shark with their ads. Like they had Viking marauders portraying the other credit card companies and the way they (supposedly) buttabuse you with high rates, but the Vikings suddenly became Everyman cardholders using their reward points to go to New York and shit.

They had one with Jimmy Fallon for some reason, talking about how you can get 50% more cash back in rewards or some shit. And he said everyone liked more cash. Except there was a baby who would only answer with "No," so everyone but the baby wanted more cash. Okay, Fallon himself is as funny as waking up from a drunken binge to find an elephant and Ving Rhames in bed with you, but the idea is kinda borderline cute; obviously, the baby who can only say one word doesn't give a shit about money.

Then they started going way too far (beyond even doing the same thing a second time, which was already too much). They had the baby spell out words in Cheerios. Now, the baby is full-on talking (I don't mean special effects; the fucking baby is probably two or three now... hell, she's probably in college) and asking for various things, but Fallon can't convince her to get more cash. (Not sure why he's even bothering--I'm sure Capital One, like any good money-hungry soulless bank, would do everything in their power to not give customers their rewards.)

So, yeah, I think Madison Avenue is made up entirely of people who don't know something's not funny the thousandth time, when you've gone so far off formula that there's no point anymore. They all sit around and watch Flintstones, but only the episodes with Gazoo, because that's when they think the show got good.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

You know what's absolutely hilarious about TV commercials? I've been on this Earth for almost 39 years, and I have never ever ever ever bought something because I was influenced by a commercial.
And I can say with a fair amount of certainty, that if I had to switch out every Brand Name product I use, from toothpaste to antifreeze to toilet paper to car insurance to pasta sauce and everything in between, with their Competitors, I wouldn't even notice.