uh, y'know, the sounds that sound good together... sometimes... and sometimes sounds like the disgusting "squish squish" sound Slicker's mom makes whenever she walks
iT'S TRUE. i WAS FUCKING THIS OLD GUY A FEW YEARS BACK AND, BETWEEN ORGASMS INTO HIS RIPE LITTLE MOUTH, i MENTIONED i WAS A SONGWRITER. hE TOLD ME HIS SON WAS A SINGER IN A BAND CALLED fOUNTAINS oF wAYNE. hE PUT ME IN TOUCH WITH THE GUY AND, THOUGH HE DIDN'T CARE FOR MY TITLE, HE CHANGED IT AROUND A BIT AND IT BECAME "sTACY'S mOM."
mY VERSION HAD BEEN CALLED "sTACY'S dAD," AND HERE, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER REVEALED TO THE PUBLIC, ARE SOME LINES FROM MY ORIGINAL VERSION:
"sTACY'S DAD, HE IS REALLY RAD
i WANT TO FUCK THAT LAD
i WANT MY DICK IN sTACY'S DAD!"
sTILL, A ROYALTY CHECK IS A ROYALTY CHECK, AND THE CONTINUED INCOME KEEPS ME IN VASOLINE AND CHEESE DIP.
