Is this for real? I'm leaning toward no

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Is this for real? I'm leaning toward no

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I'm thinking it's fake. Here's some of my reasons why; feel free to add to the list.
  • The production values are incredibly high for this sort of video. I'm not saying it's Citizen Kane, but this clearly isn't just some random bimbo burning Star Wars figures while a friend tapes it on her cell phone.
  • She seems to have rehearsed her lines well. They don't feel off-the-cuff, which I'd expect from this sort of video were it real.
  • Someone takes production credit. A male name, and she's the only person in the video. That doesn't seem to make a lot of sense.
  • She specifically requests comments, but comments on the video are disabled.
  • The person who posted it has only one video online.
  • I'm supposed to believe that tiny collection is a "problem" in her marriage?
  • Her husband supposedly collects vintage toys, but she implies he's getting new stuff all the time. It's not like you just find vintage toys every day.
  • The collection appears to be completely confined to the attic. My wife's complaining about toys all over the place when there's one toy on a shelf, and has never gone to any lengths like this. And there's not the slightest indication in any other shown area that she married a geek.
  • She picks one random figure out of a tub. It happens to be one of the most popular characters. Yet, despite being married to such a hardcore collector, she only "thinks" she knows his name.
  • To be haphazardly tossed in a tub, that Boba Fett is in remarkably good shape. Given how other items are displayed, I'd think that such a beautiful Fett would be on a stand somewhere.
  • The figure still appears to be in fairly good shape, aside from charring, in the fireplace. I doubt they have a fireplace in the attic, which makes me think the ending is staged. In my younger days, I discovered that vintage Star Wars figures have a tendency to melt quickly (merely getting a Pilot Luke's foot near a burner results in almost instantaneous disintegration of the foot). I didn't actually do anything to Boba Fett, but his head and arms are made of the same plastic.
  • Boba Fett was reissued last year as a mail-away. The more original-looking rocket could easily be faked. We don't get a close-up of his back to examine it. I've not tried burning more recent figures; they use a different plastic so the burn might be slower.
  • If she knows about his collection, she should know the items are valuable. I have a hard time someone would be that intentionally insensitive to a spouse (both doing it and showing it off) and that willing to just throw away money.
One or two of those wouldn't necessarily be enough to make me completely doubt it, but, with all of them combined, I'm really thinking bullshit here.
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Re: Is this for real? I'm leaning toward no

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Seems fake. Wasn't there another one like this where a "disgruntled" wife destroyed a guys stuff?
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I was going to say it's fake, but the peg holes on the bottom of the feet are the most obvious difference between the new and old Fett (the new one comes with a "dummy" rocket, so they wouldn't even have to fake that). The vintage one has the big peg holes, while the new one has the smaller ones, both fitting in with their respective eras. There are some other details that make me think it's fake, but the feet say real (unless they modified, but that seems a bit much).

Still, I think the overall whole video is fake. If you're going around destroying a guy's property, you're probably not going to want to give yourself a big credit at the end of the video. Her scheme seems incredibly poorly thought out as well. So they probably just got a really cheap Fett for this, or the guy had two, or something.
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