Hey Homeless man, is this you?

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:22 am

Just wondering

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:50 pm

That's awesome KH! Disabled Clone War vet.

bizarro JediTricks · Post by **bizarro JediTricks** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:30 am

That is hilarious, I spit Cherry 7-up all over my monitor. As I was cleaning it, I noticed Death Star was spelled incorrectly.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:22 pm

So what's your recourse, JT? Did you try and ban fucking KH from this site because he posted a pic with a spelling mistake? Your powers are weak here, Old Man, take your ban stick and pleasure yourself with it.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:28 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by JediTricks
 I noticed Death Star was spelled incorrectly.
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">I noticed that last nite, too. I set it as my wallpaper, so I get to see it all nice and big like.

homeless man · Post by **homeless man** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 4:14 am

Fuck you Kidhuman. Fuck you all. Fuck Slimmie too and most of all, fuck JediTricks in the ass with an electric mixer.

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:23 am

Don't make me shove that bottle of thunderbird up your ass.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:45 am

I understand that captain funtime tried fucking JediTricks up the ass with an electric mixer, and it was too messy for Snigtad to toss his salad afterward.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 3:26 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by anarky
 I understand that captain funtime tried fucking JediTricks up the ass with an electric mixer, and it was too messy for Snigtad to toss his salad afterward.
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">That's bullshit, Chux. That turd tickler Snigtad asked to lick the fuckin' beaters. Uhhhhhhhh....uhhhhhhhh....or so Slimmie told me.[beard][:D]

I would love to hear the exchange of words prior to this act though:
funtime: "Take it, you whore!"
JT: "Are you using those Black and Decker ones again? I feel the spinning of the beaters in proportion to it's size seems to throw the whole thing off kilter."
funtime: "Call me Molly, Farnsworth!"
JT: "You mean like that icky food additive Molly McButter? That stuff is loaded with Maltodextrin. I prefer the smooth consistancy and flavor of real butter. To me, the increased risks on my health are worth it."

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 6:49 pm

Yeah, it was a fuckin' trainwreck. Snigtad had never been to a small kitchen appliance orgy before. He was so excited he didn't shut off the mixer before he started licking the beaters. Because of the ass batter splatter & the tongue injury, no body was in the mood to bust out the salad shooter or the George Foreman grill. It was pretty nasty. I couldnt even finish watching. Thats the last time I steal a videotape from Ashlee Simpson's house.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:58 am

You didn't even get to the salad shooter?! I'm glad I stayed home. What a waste that would've been for me to drive over.

I can picture all of this shit happening in your kitchen, Slim, and that makes it even funnier. Funnier yet is the thought of your wife poking her head out of the bedroom to see what the racket is and, upon seeing that it's shennanigans as normal, going back to bed with an "Oh, you guys" look on her face.[beard]

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:35 am

So shennanigans as normal means Slimmie has small kitche appliance prgies with other males?

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:41 am

Man, I wasn't there. I wasn't even invited.[frus] I just saw the video. Everyone was pissed that you didn't show up, Cap'n so-low. You were supposed to bring the rolling pin & that big spatula that Sniga-Jigga likes so much. And you know if it was at my house my old lady woulda been out in the kitchen like Rachel Ray.[8D]

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:56 am

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Slimmie
 And you know if it was at my house my old lady woulda been out in the kitchen like Rachel Ray.[8D]<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">Damn, that's fuckin' priceless, man!

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by KH So shennanigans as normal means Slimmie has small kitchen appliance orgies with other males?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
"Shennanigans" doesn't necessarily refer to butt sex and turkey baster enemas, since "shennanigans" at Slim's can get much, much worse.

Sugah_Honey · Post by **Sugah_Honey** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:18 am

Mmmmmmmmmm hmmmm. I tell you right now, stop messin' with that homeless man. Y'all don't know the streets, see. Homeless is as homeless DOES, mothafuckas, and homeless is desparate. Dig?