does milfdom begin with conception?
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does milfdom begin with conception?
simple question. if someone is pregnant, and someone finds her attractive and wants to fuck her, doesn't she qualify as a "milf"?
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Re: does milfdom begin with conception?
i think that's a 'pmilf'. but the 'p' is silent, so it's still just a 'milf'.
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Re: does milfdom begin with conception?
Depends.
If you consider her a mom while she's pregnant, then yes.
If you consider her a mom once the child is born, then no.
If you consider her a mom while she's pregnant, then yes.
If you consider her a mom once the child is born, then no.
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Re: does milfdom begin with conception?
I'm a "life at conception" guy, even though I'm not dead set against freedom to choose for women... so I'd say even on an occasion where you bone her again in the morning, and she's pregnant from the night before - you bagged a milf. Good job.
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Re: does milfdom begin with conception?
Isn't that a emilf? They have special parking spaces for them in front of some Toys R Us/Babies R Us stores.vynsane wrote:i think that's a 'pmilf'. but the 'p' is silent, so it's still just a 'milf'.
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Re: does milfdom begin with conception?
Speaking as someone with two small kids, I hate TRU and everywhere else, except a mostly self-serve grocery store chain called Fresh & Easy, because they don't offer preferential parking for families with small kids. Sure, I don't need it. But it is nice. And my wife doesn't go anywhere with the kids unless I'm along, because she can't handle them both herself (so, unless I go somewhere by myself, I'm hardly ever without the kids--even at home).Ran wrote:Isn't that a emilf? They have special parking spaces for them in front of some Toys R Us/Babies R Us stores.vynsane wrote:i think that's a 'pmilf'. but the 'p' is silent, so it's still just a 'milf'.
Personally, I think that they should offer a 9-month temporary handicapped placard for women who are pregnant. And, when the baby's born, offer special "young children" placards, and encourage stores to provide preferential parking.

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