LOS ANGELES (AP) — Reese Witherspoon and Jennifer Aniston might be closer friends than anyone realized.
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Describing Aniston Monday night at Elle magazine's Women in Hollywood event, Witherspoon said, "you just want to get your nails done with her and you want to make out with her at the same time."
"At least I do," the "Walk the Line" star playfully confessed. "And that's what we do sometimes on Saturdays!"
Aniston was honored at the 18th annual--AWW, SHIT! I JUST BLEW MY CYBER-LOAD IN MY METAL PANTS!!!
Witherspoon shares sexy 'secret' about pal Aniston!
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I don't think they could make out without cutting open each others faces with their razor sharp chins. Witherspoon is the Green Goblin.
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That mental image does nothing for me.
10-15 years ago, probably.
10-15 years ago, probably.
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Aniston was looking pretty good in horrible bosses - her filthy character caused a stirring in my drawers.
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I hear "Aniston" and cannot think of anything but her 15-20 years ago, unless shown photographic evidence to the contrary.
And, in this case, I think we all need photographic evidence.
And, in this case, I think we all need photographic evidence.
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ILM does wonders.jjreason wrote:Aniston was looking pretty good in horrible bosses - her filthy character caused a stirring in my drawers.
They even made Cameron Diaz look good again in Bad Teacher.
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Re: Witherspoon shares sexy 'secret' about pal Aniston!
I was going to say how I saw a picture of Jennifer Aniston on the cover of some magazine when I was at the bookstore the other day and say how she looked pretty good. Then I remember that the cover was probably drastically photoshopped.