Quote of the day

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 12:59 pm

But I think a Peter North load trumps them all.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:36 pm

You're all a bunch of Fuckwads.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 10:13 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by kidhuman
 You're all a bunch of Fuckwads.
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A shitload of Fuckwads.

Post by **vynsane** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 10:55 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Rogue II
 

Is there a greater amount than a shitload?
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i think a shit-ton is 3.17598 shitloads, due to the shitload being a "standard" measurement, and the shit-ton being metric and all...

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:31 pm

Is there any bigger wad than a fuckwad? Wait...... Peter North's load was just brought up, it's also a wad - and enormous. I can't imagine a bigger wad than that. He's a REAL superhero.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:13 pm

If you can find anything even close to Slimmie's

"And you're as excited as a retard at the circus."

for absolute hilarious inappropriateness, then you can have this spot as today's quote of the day.

I doubt you will, though. [:D]

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 7:19 am

They get pretty damn excited. A few years back I actually sat behind an entire row of "mentally challenged" people at the circus. An experience I will never forget.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:00 am

I am suprised they let you sit behind them, you must have made really good progress to be seperated from the rest of the group.

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 12:04 pm

Yeah, I don't even have to wear my helmet anymore.

Bitch.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 8:19 pm

This lil' nugget was dropped by our very own k1dhuman.

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Well shit, if I'd known it was going to be that kind of a party I'd have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

Sugah_Honey · Post by **Sugah_Honey** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 2:48 am

That audio clip was used on one of the Beastie Boys albums, but I'll be damned if I know who's it is originally. Funny shit, yeah - but it ain't the first damn time I been called "Mashed Potatos". Mmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmm.

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 6:58 am

Yeah, We'll have to credit the beastie boys with that one, cuz its a mystery who actually said it.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 5:33 pm

From our very own Rogue II:

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Caesar stands about 7'-9"/500 lbs. He has a large blue ox and enjoys pancakes with maple syrup. The Vatican is investigating the him because every pancaked he makes has an image of the Virgin Mary and Jesus burned into it. Some say it really isn't really an ox, more like a triceratops with its horn parted down the middle.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

That bit about the triceratops made me wet myself. I had to go home early because it was embarassing to have wet drawers.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:40 pm

Thanks. I believe the comic value of the triceratops is highly underrated and one of our nation's greatest untapped resoruces.

Post by **vynsane** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:44 pm

holy fuck, that's funny...