A New Thread Regarding Ninjas.

[mabudon]

ever see dai-chi fistfighter???
He's a ninja alright!!!! jet li is mebbe the MOST ninjesque... the reason for his appearances in so many lousy movies?? He really doesn't give a crap at ALL... same for why he hasn't learned english too good, his fists speak much better than he ever could....

Any guy who can run up a spear which is IN FLIGHT to kick the guy that threw it RIGHT IN THE FACE is so totally a ninja it's not even funny

[vynsane]

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<br />I have to disagree. Jet Li is a tool, not a ninja. His broken engrish and crappy DMX movies disqualifies him from ever being a ninja. Except when he kicked Riggs and Mutaughs ass in LW4.
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so, i think i get the ranking system now... in terms of ninjaness, on a scale of one to ten, one is a tool (not a ninja in the slightest) and ten being like, a super kick-ass flying kick, air guitar solo, throat biting tiger fighting ninja...

[Eternal Padawan]

Yes, Snake-Eyes would be a SKAFKAGSTBTF ninja. Jet Li would not.

[jjreason]

That hot girl ninja from Ninja 3: the Domination (you know, where the hot girl's hot body gets possessed by the older non-english-speaking Okinawan Ninja that bites the dust when he does the old smoke bomb and spin into the ground trick at the beginning one?) would kick Snake Eyes' ass, but not until Batman did first.



*Now I just stand back and watch everyone lose their temper*

[kidhuman]

Has anyone else gotten SSX3? There is a hidden ninja snowboarder on the game. Pretty sweet.

[jjreason]

I loved SSX, but never had the urge to go blow the money on Tricky or part III. Besides the Ninja, is there anything else new that makes it worth the cash?

[kidhuman]

Yeah the entire game is worth it. 3 peaks, all with different challenges. 20+ characters to choose from(most locked up) and I just unlocked the cow today. Pretty sweet snowboarding as a cow. The game is hard as fuck once you get to peak 3. I think it is worht it. Matybe you can find a used copy somewhere so you save yourself a few bucks.

[anarky]

Back to Jet Li (how's this for bumping?):

I have deduced one of the fundamental truths of the universe.

Any Jet Li movie made in Hong Kong rocks. However, any Jet Li movie made in America sucks donkey balls.

[vynsane]

wow, yeah, four years, one month and five days between posts. that's a grave-diggin' record. at least here...

[Zero]

Is he still making HK movies? Because all his American movies suck because he's 50 years old and looks it. Chow Yun Fat ages well. Jet Li does not.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

wow, yeah, four years, one month and five days between posts. that's a grave-diggin' record. at least here...

Records are made to be broken put on turntables and listened to while sipping lemonade.


More ninja discussion, please.

[anarky]

Jet Li was in The Expendables.

That fucks up my theory.

[Zero]

THERE IS A STALLONE PARADIGM
THAT SUPERCEDES YOUR JET LI THEORY.

IT ONLY APPLIES TO STALLONE 'ACTION' FILMS.
THE MORE INTENTIONALLY CHEESY AND 'B-MOVIE' A STALLONE FILM IS
THE MORE AWESOME IT IS.

[anarky]

I just know I'm not sure there will be a theater big enough to contain my balls after they start swelling with testosterone for Expendables 2: More 80s Goodness.

[Zero]

THATS A MOOT POINT.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU'LL SEE THE MOVIE IN A THEATRE.


IN THE FUTURE, NINJAS ARE AS COMMON AS PIGEONS.