Puppy Bowl IV

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Puppy Bowl IV

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Late Super Bowl Sunday as I flipped through the channels looking for something to fall asleep to I saw the title "Puppy Bowl IV" on Animal Plant. Curiosity got the best of me and I tuned in.
It was three hours of this.
It was on for three hours.
I watched for half an hour.
I couldn't stop. It took all I had to change the channel.
It was like there was some sort of subliminal mind control at work.
I even woke up my wife so she could see it. Normally, she would've been pissed, called me a 'tard or something, and gone back to sleep, but she didn't. She watched for about 15 minutes, making the "awwwwww" noises chicks make when they see puppies.
I totally forgot about it until a little while ago and had to look it up to make sure I wasn't dreaming.

I'm thinking of buying the DVD.
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Diabolical wrote:Late Super Bowl Sunday as I flipped through the channels looking for something to fall asleep to I saw the title "Puppy Bowl IV" on Animal Plant. Curiosity got the best of me and I tuned in.
It was three hours of this.
It was on for three hours.
I watched for half an hour.
I couldn't stop. It took all I had to change the channel.
It was like there was some sort of subliminal mind control at work.
I even woke up my wife so she could see it. Normally, she would've been pissed, called me a 'tard or something, and gone back to sleep, but she didn't. She watched for about 15 minutes, making the "awwwwww" noises chicks make when they see puppies.
I totally forgot about it until a little while ago and had to look it up to make sure I wasn't dreaming.

I'm thinking of buying the DVD.

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u r gay

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A half hour? I can see maybe watching it for five minutes out of grim curiosity, but an entire half of a fucking hour?

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I hate puppies. Vermin who do nothing but shit and eat shoes.
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Antropov wrote:A half hour? I can see maybe watching it for five minutes out of grim curiosity, but an entire half of a fucking hour?

You know how I know you're gay? :beard:
I think the mind-control powers were greatly negated or diminished when it was uploaded to Youtube.
anarky wrote:I hate puppies. Vermin who do nothing but shit and eat shoes.
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I didn't say I kick or eat them. Just that I don't like them.
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OK fine...Republican? Democrat?

Unless you're a cat person.
If so, there is no place for you here on Earth.
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DB, I don't think watching a half hour of the Puppy Bowl makes you gay. Not at all. It makes you a pre-pubescent girl. Go buy a training bra, Margaret.
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anarky wrote:I hate puppies. Vermin who do nothing but shit and eat shoes.

If a kid had teeth(at the early ages) they would eat your shoes too.
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