dick swordfight!!

[Zaphod]

it's just like a regular swordfight, only you use your johnson. i challenge you, jjreason.

if you decline my challenge, it's because you have a small dick. if you accept, it means you're gay and want to play with my cock. if you simply ignore it, it means you never pay attention to this site and aren't worth my giving a shit. no matter how you cut it, i win!

[Rollo Tomassi]

Oh darn. I was hoping this was a topic about the famous stuntman from the 1920s and 30s who stood in for such famous action stars as Rudolph Valentino and Caspian Bradley.
Let down again.

[vynsane]

it's almost as good a name as "Balls McKillingsmash".

[anarky]

But what if jjreason is gay and has a small dick?

[Diabolical]

What do you mean if?



ZING!

[unlimitedpudding]

If you don't mind, I'll make this reply in the style of Dr. Seuss. (In other words, fuck you, Sam I Am).

Please don't fall for Zaphod's tricks
its not a swordfight with two dicks

When you are ready, he will spin
and in his anus your cock is in.

[anarky]

Nah, unli. (You don't mind if I call you "unli," do you? "unlimitedpudding" is too goddamn long.) You're mixing him up with Ran.

[jjreason]

Can I just ask what I did to earn the honor of receiving this challenge?

[anarky]

I heard about this and thought that Zaphod had gotten his wish.

[Negative Boy]

One time I had the cast of Smallville over for a party. (It was for some marketing tie-in thing. I dont remember exactly) After awhile all the dudes left, but Erica Durance and the chick that played Chloe (Alice something or other) stayed for a game of strip poker. Since I was cheating, I quickly got both of them naked. After that, since they didn't have any more clothes to take off, I was wagering different sex acts for them. One of which was a clit swordfight. But by that point I think they were losing on purpose. I didn't fuck either of them that night, but I did titty fuck the blonde while Lois Lane ate her out and gave her a pearl necklace.

[Bizarro The Grin]

wHERE DO YOU RECKON zAPHOD GOT THIS IDEA?

fROM HIS DAD. nO MAN LIKES BANGING TWO HARD COCKS TOGETHER LIKE THAT FELLOW DOES.

[Tom Foolery]

Who won the dick sword fight? I didn't see Zaphod in here bragging and showing off his medal, so I'm assuming JJ defeated him.