HULK HAVE QUESTION.........

GREEN HULK · Post by **GREEN HULK** » Thu May 26, 2005 12:46 pm

HULK HAVE BIG FEET AND BIG HEAD. WHY IS LITTLE GREEN MAN SMALL LIKE SKINNY-FACE BANNER'S LITTLE PINK MAN? HULK NOT UNDERSTAND. HULK WANT TO KNOW IF ENZYTE FOR NACH-ER-AL MALE ENHANCEMENT WILL MAKE LITTLE GREEN MAN MORE HULKY FOR BETTY.

The Ghost of Lemmys Warts · Fri May 27, 2005 12:32 am

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but many of those pills come with instructions about exercise to be done with your penis along with taking the pills. Through this exercise and pill taking your penis may grow in length and girth. The following is from the Magna-Rx+ Forumula's instructions. Thanks be to ZUG for posting this information on their website.

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">PENIS EXPANSION EXERCISE: Think of the penis as a muscle and like any muscle when exercised it builds size and mass. Here is a simple exercise that you should do for approximately five minutes daily. Using your hand, grasp the head of your penis with very little pressure (your penis should be in a flaccid or soft state) and pull slowly and gently for five minutes. This should not be painful or you are most likely pulling too hard or grasping the penis too tight. This basic exercise will help to stretch your erectile tissue chambers and along with the other steps in the MAGNA-RX+ Forumula allows for hyperexpansion and consequently, maximum penis growth.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

So take pills and wank, grow a Hulk dick .

GREEN HULK · Post by **GREEN HULK** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 2:17 am

BAAHHHH! HULK WANT BETTY TO TUG LITTLE GREEN MAN, NOT HAVE TO PULL HIS OWN LITTLE GREEN MAN!!!! YOU TRY TO PULL LITTLE MAN WITH BIG HULK HANDS, WIND UP WITH LITTLE GREEN MAN SEMI-DETACHED!!!!!!

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 12:17 pm

Why not buy some of them big foam hulk gloves??
Or alternately, you could hollow out a pumpkin or something and got nuts- after you're done you could wash it out and practice pumpkin carving, get a head-start on Halloween

If not you could always give Giant Man a call, I heard he has real soft hands [beard]

hulkslittlegreenman · Post by **hulkslittlegreenman** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:48 pm

GREEN HULK wrote:BAAHHHH! HULK WANT BETTY TO TUG LITTLE GREEN MAN, NOT HAVE TO PULL HIS OWN LITTLE GREEN MAN!!!! YOU TRY TO PULL LITTLE MAN WITH BIG HULK HANDS, WIND UP WITH LITTLE GREEN MAN SEMI-DETACHED!!!!!!

HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT THIS GUY CAN DO TO A SCHOOL BUS? IT IS A GOOD THING HE CAN'T GET A GOOD GRIP ON ME. WHERE THE HELL IS BETTY?

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 6:08 pm

ha ha u r kewl

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 12:51 am

Dell, fuck off. GH HATES spelling errors.... I've seen him rip little 'roid monkeys' arms off for typing that shit. We can only hope he gets pissed off about your apparent retardedness and loses all self control.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:49 am

I'm wondering how you're supposed to tug on your cock for five minutes and have it stay limp.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 10:45 am

Keep envisioning Yarna instead of Pamela Anderson and you should be able to get there without too much trouble.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 11:03 am

jjreason wrote:Keep envisioning Yarna instead of Pamela Anderson and you should be able to get there without too much trouble.

I'd dominate Yarna before Pam.