Nintendo Wii

[anarky]

Um, I think we might have another Earth-2 counterpart trying to get me in trouble here.

I've never played a Wii.

[Batman]

More likely that you are trying to waste the valuable resources of the Moderator Terror Squad, anarky. As you can see, the location, avatar, and signature of the two preceding posts are... identical. No Earth-2 counterpart is that... sophisticated.

I have a feeling that you are either attempting a fiendish prank, or that perhaps you were intoxicated while making the first post, explaining why you do not... recall... doing so.

Please keep closer track of your posts in the future.

Thank you.

[Eternal Padawan]

I'm typing this with my WII, crackers!!!!

[Eternal Padawan]

I haven't played mine in forever. My freind even bought me that game where you use samurai swords to kill Asian Gangsters or something and it's still in the cellophane. I can't even remember the proper name of it. It's mostly because i've been using my free time to read the Dark Tower books and catch up on about 500 backissues I've purchased recently.

[Snigtad Flornbi]

wiis r for gays so they can practace jackin off when their r straite peopel around

[Eternal Padawan]

I just bought Spider-Man 3 and played it for a little bit. then I opened Red Steel and totally flipped out ninja style and started shooting people and killing dudes with my katana. Fuck yeah!

[Snigtad Flornbi]

god dam it smels gay in hear, eternle padwan wil u leave so it smels beter?

[Eternal Padawan]

About halfway thru Red Steel. And I've been playing Wii Sports alot. Fuck I get tired boxing. That one will dehydrate you quick!

[Eternal Padawan]

I have put in about 80 hours on Zelda so far. I have cleared everything right up until I enter the Final Boss' room and fight Ganon. But right now I'm scouring the rest of the game to find as many level ups as I can.

I need to find two more Poes to free that jackass stuck in his room with the cat. I've retraced through the ENTIRE game and can't figure out which two I'm missing.

I need to beat that bitch of a wife on the skiing challenge to get my last heart piece.

[anarky]

Anyone else with a Wii spend too much time making Miis?

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck me, especially if you're Barriss Offee. God damn, she has a nice alien ass.

[vynsane]

i don't even understand this post, but fuck, that's awesome.

[anarky]

Miis are visual representations of people, used in a lot of games and also linked to save data in said games.

So far, I've got me, Mrs Anarky, our daughter (not sure why she made that one, when she'll look way different in a year or so), my bro, two bros-in-law, a sis-in-law, my mom, Isaac from Love Boat, Mario (surprisingly not a standard one), Princess Leia, Jesus, and a Crash Test Dummy.

And Barriss Offee is the hot alien chick who needs a spanking.

[Ran]

I love how you just casually slipped Isaac from the Love Boat randomly in there. He's probably on your Wii dispensing Malibus and giving you that little gunslinger salute thing he does.

[anarky]

Isaac actually started as Lando, until Mrs Anarky told me to pop an afro on him and we both decided he was more Isaac than Lando.

Craziest of all, we were trying to make my dad, and the Mrs commented that it looked more like my mom. So we changed the hair, and voila! It's my mom after all. And they don't even look alike.

[vynsane]

ah, now i understand.

btw, true story, i went to college with ted langes's son. he was a nice guy. the son. i never met his dad.