The begining of my musical career

[anarky]

Bravo, The Grin. That Best New Artist Grammy is as good as yours!

(And then your career is over. For only Norah Jones can survive the taint of the Best New Artist Grammy! Bwa ha ha ha!!)

[The Grip]

And what nationality are you anyway? Cause you reek of Frogginess.

Francais? Moi? Merd!! Sacre bleu, you hahve ahnsailted moi! Ah hahve naivair been so ahnsailted en mah lahf. For zees outrahgeous affront to mah honair, Monsieur Zee Grin undt Ah, vee veell visait your mothair zees evenaing. Undt ve shall strip hair nahkaid, undt attach zee car batray to hair nippails, undt tie hair up to zee bed, undt put the gag in hair mouth lahk she so ahnjoys, undt put on zee, how you say? Foreignair record, undt zeen vee shall leave zee room undt she vill be unsatesfahd!

Vell, ve shall onlay do so for an hora or deux. For Zee Grin undt Ah, vee can leave no mothair unfocked!! Ho ho ho ho ho!

[Bizarro The Grin]

i SUPPOSE i COULD RECORD THIS LITTLE DITTY i SANG A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO, BASED ON THE CLASSIC BY tHE sEX pISTOLS:

aNARKY'S A DADDY
rIGHT NOW!!!

i AM bIZARRO tHE gRIN
i'M HERE TO FUCK ALL DADS
i KNOW WHAT i WANT
aND i KNOW HOW TO GET IT
i'M GOING TO POP HIS LITTLE ASS-CHERRY

'cAUSE i WANT TO FUCK aNARKY!

[The Grin]

To the tune of Gilligan's Isle:

Just sit right back and I'll fuck your mom
I'll fuck her in her butt
I'll fuck her in the butt and then
Call her a dirty slut
A dirty filthy slut

Your mom was getting nailed, oh man
I fucked her good for sure
Five rubbers were used that day
for a three hour tour. What a filthy whore!

[anarky]

To quote Borat, "Nahce."

[The Grin]

But wait, there is another verse:

Your mother likes it really rough, many loads were tossed,
If not for your mother gumming my goo
That jizz would be lost,
That jizz would be lost.

Her tits flop around and I played with them for a while
She used her hand,
and blew me, too,
Her derrière is real tight,
We went real far

The Grip joined in we started again,

Here while fucking your mom!

[The Grin]

50 Ways To Fuck Your Mother

I have no problem getting head
It is so plain to see
The answer is easy if you
Take it logically
I’d like you to know that I met your mom
And she's easy
I must know fifty ways
To fuck your mother

She said it’s really not my habit
To intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning
Won’t be lost or misconstrued
But I’ll repeat myself
At the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways
To fuck your mother
Fifty ways to fuck your mother

You just do her from the back, Jack
Let her use her hand, Stan
Stick it in her twat, Scott
Just get yourself free
Bang her on the bus, Gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Do her on your knees, Lee
And I'll fuck your mommy

She said she likes it so
She pulls out a whip and chain
I wish there was something I could do
To make you Grin again
I said I appreciate that
And would you proceeded to explain
About the fifty ways

She said why don’t we both
Just sleep on it tonight
And we'll fuck in the morning
You’ll begin to see the light
And then she licked me
And I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways
To fuck your mother
Fifty ways to fuck your mother

You just do her from the back, Jack
Let her use her hand, Stan
Stick it in her twat, Scott
Just get yourself free
Bang her on the bus, Gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Do her on your knees, Lee
And I'll fuck your mommy