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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:51 pm
by Eternal Padawan
We've pretty much scratched Smith off the duty roster of greatest film ever. I would hire Michael Bay as my 2nd Unit Director so he could blow up a ton of shit without ever interacting with the cast.
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:08 pm
by Ran
Eternal Padawan wrote:That would not be nearly enough naked. Not nearly enough.
And also, too much midget. Just a smattering of midget. Mostly ninjas and sex.
Well, I did say modern remake, so we can replace most of the midgets with Naked Ninja Lesbians. The NNL could do battle with an army of Amazon warriors. Then, the NNL and Amazons unite behind Halle Berry in her Storm get-up to battle a Super-Sentinal that looks like IG-88 and his army of mutants that pilot gun pods from Matrix 3. After the battle, their victory party would put the the Ewok celebration to shame.
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:13 pm
by Eternal Padawan
I'm looking at the Jell-O and baby oil receipt right now. It's astronomical.
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:26 pm
by Ran
In order to do the victory party scene justice, it will have to be at least 2 hours long.
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:44 pm
by Eternal Padawan
I am going to write this movie. it shall be called
NINJAS
VS
PIRATES
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:08 pm
by vynsane
all the pirates should be played by salma hayek.
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 9:30 pm
by Slimmie
And also starring - Slimmie as himself.
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:54 pm
by jjreason
Slimmie wrote:Man, I'll have to admit, as I was reading that I started to get a little bit worried. I kept reading further and further down the list with no mention of sex or nudity. Glad to see you didn't let me down. My choice would be exactly like that, minus the first 24 items.
Hello QOTD, nice to see you again.
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:27 pm
by Eternal Padawan
Where am I on this screenplay you ask? Well, since you ask, I have not started it. But I am researching it. Every night in bed, I vigorously research hot topless chick ninjas with my right hand. Then i fall asleep.
So, the movie is coming along VERY nicely...
Re: If there could only be one more movie, ever
Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2023 7:35 pm
by Tom Foolery
anarky wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:36 am
For me, it's no contest. Bryan Singer and Christopher Nolan co-directing Brandon Routh, Christian Bale, Kevin Spacey, Kate Bosworth, and (depending on the outcome of Batman Begins 2) Heath Ledger in World's Finest.
Ha. Given the career trajectories of Singer and Spacey, this didn’t age well.
Runner-up would be a PJ-directed Hobbit, followed by a good Green Lantern movie.
Ha part 2. Be careful what you wish for.
It’s weird to think that one shitty GL movie made the property toxic to WB for almost two decades.
Re: If there could only be one more movie, ever
Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2023 9:09 pm
by Ran
In a recent Q&A, Ryan Reynolds said they had too much time and money when making Green Lantern. They were too many people involved, and they tried fixing everything with CGI instead of through writing. It was they logic they used to use when making movies.
It is also funny that quote mentions the Hobbit. Supposedly Amazon is considering remaking the LOTR movies.