the vynsane asylum

Diabolical wrote:The entire script of Step Brothers.

And probably my all time favorite quote from that movie is:

"Y'all don't say that!"

"Elvis Presley was a model citizen."

"Come off it, Ducky. We've no time to palaver."

"Mustard!"
"Oh, yes, mus--Mustard?!? Don't let's be silly."

"Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow--"

"We're rehearsing-- a musical!! Put that thing back or so help me..so help me!! Its a work in progress."

"Unlike SOME Robins, I can speak with an English accent!"

I hate to be "that guy," but doesn't he say "Robin Hoods"?

IDK, maybe, i'll post back when i get to that scene. it's just beginning now. i seem to remember it sans-"hoods", but IMDB and quotes.net both say 'robin hoods'.

EDIT: yep, he says "Hoods".

- are you alliance?

- am i a lion?

- what?

"Yo,Spoon! Man, she just shot at you with her eyes closed!"
"Did you just shoot at me with your eyes closed?!"

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"Do me a favor, forget the money."
"Wh..what do you mean forget the money? That's an awful lot of money."
"What do I mean? I mean I'm talking to an empty telephone, that's what I mean. Because there is a dead man on the other end of this fuckin' line."

I fucking love that last line. I always used to joke (when I worked in a call center) that I'd just get pissed at a stupid customer and say, "I'm talking into an empty phone." "Huh?" "Because there is a dead man of the other end of this line."

I'm angry. I'm very angry, Ralph. You know, you can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa, in her ex-husband's dead-tech, post-modernistic bullshit house if you want to. But you do not get to watch my fucking television set!

EDITED: Found the real version & replaced my paraphrased one.

That movie is almost at the Princess Bride or Star Wars level of quotable.

I used to work with this guy at a movie theatre in college, and he did a pitch perfect Pacino imitation.

"We lost ALL our surveillance? I had coffee with McCauley a HALF AN HOUR AGO!"

"Cause she's got a GREAT ASS!! And you got your head ALL THE WAY UP IT!! Ferocious aren't I? When I think of an ass, a woman's ass. Something comes out of me."

"I could get killed for telling you this."
"You can get killed walkin' your doggy."

And everytime I see Ted Levine as the cop going "Bang. Bang. Bang bang bang." to describe the armored car victims, I always think of him as Buffalo Bill. saying "Oh wait, was she a great big fat person?" from Silence of the Lambs. He has a very distinctive timbre to his voice.

God that line about great big fat person just sent every type of chill down my spine. Jesus H. Christ, that's a scary movie.

"Excuse me, who was the 21st President?"
"Go fuck yourself!"
"Man, that guy was pissed."
"He'll feel better when he looks in the backseat."
"Oh shit, that was MY goldbar..."

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"You know women, Hunt. Like Monkeys they are. Won't let go of one branch until they get a grip on the next."

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"Six billion people on the planet, you're getting bent out of shape cause of one fat guy. Have you ever heard of Rwanda? Tens of thousands killed before sundown. Nobody's killed people that fast since Nagasaki and Hiroshima. Did you bat an eye, Max? Did you join Amnesty International, Oxfam, Save the Whales, Greenpeace, or something? No. I off one fat Angelino and you throw a hissy fit."

"Why are you always smiling?"
"Cause it's all so fucking hysterical."

"Well. I'm carrying three people. And he got only himself."
"I do NOT accept excuses. I'm just going to have to find myself a new giant!"