Elmo's World

Elmo · Post by **Elmo** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 9:48 am

Oh, who are the people in your neighborhood
In your neighborhood
In your neigh-bor-hood
Oh, who are the people in your neighborhood
They're the people you meet each day

Oh, vynsane runs a web site
All the loonies post there day and night
He works and works the whole day through
To get the untapped boobie source to you

'Cause vynsane is a person in your neighborhood
In your neighborhood
He's in your neighborhood
Vynsane is a person in your neighborhood
A person that you meet each day

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 9:52 am

Oh, JJL's momma is great it's said
She'll rub your balls and give you head
If you do her you'll scream and shout
Before you finish, don't forget to pull on out.

'Cuz JJL's mother is a person in your neighborhood
In your neighborhood
She's in your neighborhood

And Vynsane is a person in your neighborhood
Well, they're the people that you meet
When you're walking down the street
They're the people that you meet each day...

bIZZARO tHE gRIP · Post by **bIZZARO tHE gRIP** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 9:59 am

aNARKY LIKES EET FAST OR SLOW
hE'LL TAKE EET ANY WAY YOU WANT TO GO
sOMETIMES HE'LL TICKLE YOU WEETH HEEZ HAIR
bUT HE'LL LET YOU BLOW EET ANYWHERE

pORQUE aNARKY ES UN PERSONE EN TU NEIGHBORHOOD
eN TU BARRIO
eN TU BARRIO
pORQUE aNARKY ES UN PERSONE EN TU NEIGHBORHOOD
hE ES UN PERSONE THAT YOU MEET EACH DAY

Darth Vader · Post by **Darth Vader** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:08 am

Tarkin has blown up a planet or two
And he smells like moth balls, its true
That Princess Leia made me smile
Because I've wanted to tell him about that foul stench for a while.

'Cause Tarkin is a person in the Briefing Room
In the Briefing Room
In the Briefing Room
Tarkin is a person in the Briefing Room
He's a person I have to deal with each day.

Robin · Post by **Robin** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:26 am

Batman works the whole day through
To protect the Gotham National Bank for you
He nabs the villians on his first chance
Just stand clear when he starts to dance

'Cause Batman is a person in your neighborhood
In your neighborhood
He's in your neighborhood
Batman is a person in your neighborhood
A person that you meet each day

Jamaica Bob · Post by **Jamaica Bob** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:39 pm

Oh, the Sheriff patrols all day
Then he takes me canibus away
That Sheriff always hated me
But I did not shoot his Deputy

'Cause de Sheriff is a person in your neighborhood
In your neighborhood
He's in your neighborhood
The Sheriff is a person in your neighborhood
A person that you meet each day

The Goat · Post by **The Goat** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:48 pm

Oh, DeckardSmith is always online
And he thinks that Snigtad is fine
He's been here for quite a while
Because he is an illiterate pedophile.

Oh, DeckardSmith is a person in your neighborhood
In your neighborhood
He's in your neighborhood
DeckardSmith is a person in your neighborhood
He's a person that you see each day

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:08 pm

Mabs is a person in your neighborhood,
Tokes it's understood,
He rocks out real good (yeah)

'Cause Mabs is a person in your neighborhood,
He sees Lanny across the street each day!

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 8:28 pm

You're all gay
like the break of day
take a load in the eye
get a sty, why o why

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Fri May 18, 2007 12:23 pm

Screw you, Elmo. My kid wanted to watch Sesame Street yesterday morning, so I turned it on. Sure enough, you were singing "Hold My Hand" with Hootie and the Blowfish and changed the lyrics to make it about crossing the street. That's not what bothered me. What bothers me is that stupid song was stuck in my head all fricking day.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Fri May 18, 2007 12:43 pm

And screw Kevin Clash, too! Filthy bugger!

Elmo · Post by **Elmo** » Fri May 18, 2007 3:44 pm

Ha Ha! He He!

Elmo loves you!

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue May 22, 2007 2:14 pm

I bet Hootie loved you blowfishing him after the song was over.

Elmo · Post by **Elmo** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 10:35 am

Today, Elmo wants to talk about inter spatial relations. Elmo will show you.

NEAR!

FAR!

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Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 5:07 pm

Why is that an "Edible Image?" You sick fuck.

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