the vynsane asylum

anarky wrote:Fuck Michael Phelps. Yeah, I said it. Fuck his drunk driving ass.

i'M COUNTING THE DAYS. cOUNTING THE DAYS. hE'S SURE TO GET A LOT OF MAD PUSSY NOW, AND SURELY HE'LL SPREAD HIS SEED, AND THEN blam!! hIS ASS IS MINE.

lET'S SEE IF HE CAN STILL SWIM LIKE A LITTLE TADPOLE WHEN HIS STOMACH IS FULL OF MY LITTLE TADPOLES.

so, yeah... a week ago monday was the last time i got to the pool, and i didn't get to actually swim that day, as the lifeguard never showed up. then i woke up with a sore throat on tuesday, left work early on wednesday, stayed home sick on thursday, worked friday, then had the baby all to myself over the weekend at my mom's house (longest she's ever been away from mommy) which just drained me to the point that i was out yesterday, as well. i'm back to work today, working from home tomorrow, and possibly i'll feel well enough to get back in the pool either thursday or friday this week.

k, so i got in the pool yesterday, didn't have the time to log it, though. let's see if i can remember what i did...

1800 yds (72 laps of a 25 yd pool) between 5:15 and 6:07

200 fs
50 bk
50 fl
50 br
50 fs (basically a 200 IM with breaks between strokes)
100 br
100 fs
100 br
200 fs

50 fl
50 bk
50 br
50 fs
100 br
200 fs
100 cool-down

that's all i can remember, there's a gap in there somewhere... but i'm rather sure i did 1800 yds.

been watching the olympic swimming all week and i really need to get back in the pool.

Yeah. Because according to the posts here, it's been EIGHT YEARS.

basically.

I've pretty much given up on my running over the past few weeks and I can feel the weight starting to creep back. As soon as this move is looked after I need to get back at it. Good luck on working up the time/energy/motivation on channeling your inner Ryan Lochte - and no, I'm not talking about fabricating stories of being robbed in Rio after you get challenged by a security guard for peeing on the walls of a gas station. What a fucking idiot.

My excercise routine is my new job. I've dropped 40 lbs since I started in May. Feels great(to see my dick again).

Very nice. Is this new new, newer than the movies new?

Yeah. The theater paid Jack shit.
I'm working in a warehouse. 10 hour+ workdays for four days(Tues-Fri) and then a three day weekend every week.
I'm making almost twice as much as I was as a manager at the theater. With 100% less snotty entitled teenagers to deal with.

Very nice.