jjreason break foot

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:24 am

I would never go back that guy JJ. First off he tastes your face then has you provide a stool sample for a FOOT injury. Sounds like he had fun with you.

He sniffed the sample? That's priceless. One of these times when I do a piss test and they ask if it's my sample I wanna take the lid off and taste it.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 12:00 pm

Maybe he thought it was shit on your face and he wanted to taste it.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 12:11 pm

A stool sample for an ingrown hair? Licking your face? That's fuckin' hilarious! That "doctor" sounds like a real douche, jj. I hope he doesn't finger your butthole for bronchitis.

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:05 pm

Jiminy FUCK jj that is some nutty tale....
There'd better not be any more of it cos I may not live through another "revelation"
HOLY FUCK I am practically speechless at the "sniff" angle
I really can't get around it, man, that last detail.... MAN that is just too much
You really should write another "seuss" about this, perhaps, to help get some closure [beard]

Post by **vynsane** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:57 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by mabudon
 
You really should write another "seuss" about this, perhaps, to help get some closure [beard]
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excellent idea, mabs. i would seriously like to see a quatraine about this ordeal...

Troopersmo · Post by **Troopersmo** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:11 am

Im fuckin cryin here. so THIS is what the free Canadian health care is like. AHAHAHAHAHA god thats rich

I hurt my foot dr.. hmm. well shit in this box,..

I have this thing on my cheek too doc. .( LIIIIICCCCK ) nope, not shit. here. shit in this box.

ahahaha.. damn JJ. thats fucking funny shit.

I hope your um. toe is better.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:38 pm

And holy fuck, if that weren't all bad enough I forgot the REALLY hilarious part!

There's a part on our medical forms for "optional" tests, it includes the hoop check (for those under 40yrs with a family history of prostate problems) and a bunch of stuff for females.

He actually made me initial beside where I checked "NO" to decline a PAP SMEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 7:00 am

Hey, I told ya there better not be any more man!!!
Okay, the only explanation I can think is that you had your typical "look" on your face the whole time (for anyone that has not had the pleasure of meeting JJ in person, he looks kinda "mischevious" in this odd way)
Either that or the guy is a TOTAL quack... that whole story is WAY too much man, you better not have to go back to the doctors for a LONG time

INITIAL that you DECLINED a PAP SMEAR???? I can't barely even comprehend that part, hope you find the guy needing some of YOUR "professional expertise" sometime soon (and if I hear a case of a wacky doctor in BC being charged with some sort of malpractice, I'll have a pretty fucking good idea of who it is)

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 1:05 pm

Dumb ass declined a pap smear. Dont you know your supposed to have at least one every year? My momma told me that.

Your going to die from irratable vowel syndrome and I'm goingto laugh my ass off.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 3:33 am

Man, I guess I'm going to return that black power ranger with the special gold pack in back pack extender - and I was going to sell it to your for cost plus shipping. Live and learn, wiseass, live and learn!!!!!!

mustard man · Post by **mustard man** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 4:40 pm

ha ha! you broke your foot![ ET ]

captain funtime · Post by **captain funtime** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:28 am

Damn JJ, I remember breaking my foot. I think I am gonna go do it again, in Snigtads ass