Subtle changes to commercials

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:25 pm

Snigtad, you're still gayer than a bag of dicks

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:19 pm

I'm really surprised they're still showing the Burger King commercial where the ballerina basically jacks the guy off when she's getting a dollar from his pockets. That one will probably be pulled or changed any day now.

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:57 pm

the one for Booger King where the guy waeks up with Jack in the Box shoud be changed, he shoud wake up and say god dam it jack i told u 2 waite untel i was awaek to buttfukc me!

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:20 pm

There's one for a pregnancy test that airs in two different versions, depending upon the time and channel.

In the original, the voice-over says, "The most sophisticated piece of technology you will ever pee on." The other version says, "...you will ever, uh, you know."

And one that needs to be changed:

There's a commercial for Breyer's ice cream where a husband walks in and his wife's in bed eating ice cream, and the ice cream churn is trying to get out the window. "It's the ice cream you don't have to feel guilty about."

How much funnier if the husband walked in to see his wife with her legs in the air, screaming like a whore while the ice cream churn porked the hell out of her?

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:40 pm

There is a Domino's radio commercial about a pizza deal for everyone in the U.S., except for Dave Suarez. I'd like to modify it a little. Dave Suarez can have his stupid pizza for $5 after I make sweet love to his mother.

Oh wait. I already did.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:03 pm

Has anyone else seen that Viagara commercial? There are a bunch of guys sitting around singing "Viva Las Vegas" but they've changed the words to "Viva Viagara". If you took Viagara, why would you be singing about it with a bunch of other guys?

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:45 pm

anarky wrote:
How much funnier if the husband walked in to see his wife with her legs in the air, screaming like a whore while the ice cream churn porked the hell out of her?

Or even with her legs in the air and the handle for the churning machine ramming her gash wide open???

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:49 am

Rogue II wrote:Has anyone else seen that Viagara commercial? There are a bunch of guys sitting around singing "Viva Las Vegas" but they've changed the words to "Viva Viagara". If you took Viagara, why would you be singing about it with a bunch of other guys?

It's one of the leading reasons that song copyrights should be tougher to obtain.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:56 am

It's like the Enzyte commercial where they say they'll give you a free Bob t-shirt. If you need a pill to make your dick bigger, or if you think a pill will make your dick bigger, do you really want a shirt telling the world this fact?

Double_G · Post by **Double_G** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:51 pm

Senor JabbaJohnL wrote: It's one of the leading reasons that song copyrights should be tougher to obtain.

Yeah, Elvis is rolling in his grave.

Oh, who the hell am I kidding? If Elvis was still alive, he'd probably be the lead spokesman for Viagra.

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:13 pm

It's not just that, though . . . I heard that Luvs diapers is apparently going to show commercials (or maybe they already are?) with the Beatles' "All You Need Is Love."

Just shoot me now.

Double_G · Post by **Double_G** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:17 pm

Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:It's not just that, though . . . I heard that Luvs diapers is apparently going to show commercials (or maybe they already are?) with the Beatles' "All You Need Is Love."

Just shoot me now.

Fucking Michael Jackson! That little boy lover owns the rights to the Beatles' songs. And now he's sullying their good name. Asshole pedophile.

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:37 pm

I'm not so sure anymore, though. I thought he sold many of them when he went broke a few years ago? Someone should buy the rights and make sure no one uses the songs, especially in that upcoming re-fucking-tarded-looking "Across the Universe" movie. "Hey look! It's the lame-ass love story you've seen a million times, but get this . . . it's set in the sixties and . . . wait for it . . . has Beatles covers for a soundtrack! Are you excited yet?"

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 7:56 am

I keep hoping tha "across the universe" was some kind of pre-traumatic hallucination that Transofmers brought on, but I guess it's real eh?? Fuck man, when the trailer was on the screen I swear I asked Ange to kill me on the spot

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:44 pm

KFC Canada has some pretty lame radio commercials.

And what's the deal with that new X-Box commercial? It has a chorus of kids singing Poison's "Nothing but a good time". That just seems wrong.

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