Slimmie

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:11 am

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by captain funtime
 Slimmie, do you think you were the immaculate conception?
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Yeah. My real name is Jesus H. Christ. And don't forget my birthday is coming up. I want a good present this year, bitch.

captain funtime · Post by **captain funtime** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:08 pm

The only present you will get is a little brother after I cum all up in yo mama.

Mrs Funtime · Post by **Mrs Funtime** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:37 pm

Roy, you have kids at home to worry about. Will you stop being overdramatic? Lucy needs someone to teach her how to ride a bike, and lord knows I'm too busy with the laundry.

Yoda · Post by **Yoda** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:33 pm

Harrassment this place is not for. Cease or the negative zone will find you in it hmmmmmmmmmm???

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:15 am

Fuck, Roy. Think of your kids you pussy whipped bitch.

And Mrs. Funtime you had better be fucking busy with more than the damn laundry. I expect you to be busy putting my hot meal on the table, baking pies, cleaning the house, and suckin' my weiner when I want.

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:06 pm

God dam it sure smells gay in here!!!

Mrs Funtime · Post by **Mrs Funtime** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 9:54 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Slicker
 Fuck, Roy. Think of your kids you pussy whipped bitch.

And Mrs. Funtime you had better be fucking busy with more than the damn laundry. I expect you to be busy putting my hot meal on the table, baking pies, cleaning the house, and suckin' my weiner when I want.
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Roy, are you going to let this hooligan speak this way to your loving wife, the mother of your children?

captain funtime · Post by **captain funtime** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:09 am

You aint shit bitch. Maury already proved the kid aint mine. Go suck another dick white trash ho.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:41 pm

How dare you talk to your wife, mother, aunt, and second cousin like that Corporal Asswipe.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:44 am

He is right, if the kid aint his and he aint married he has a stalker. Kick her in the left titty Funtime.

Mrs Funtime · Post by **Mrs Funtime** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:10 pm

Roy!! I'm shocked!

You filthy son of a bitch. I wasn't going to tell you this, but I've been sleeping with CaptainSolo1138! And anarky and bIZARRO jJREASON!!

I'm filing for divorce, and you're going to keep the stinking brats, because I'm going to be busy with my mad-time fucking in the house you used to own!!

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:14 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Mrs Funtime
 Roy!! I'm shocked!

You filthy son of a bitch. I wasn't going to tell you this, but I've been sleeping with CaptainSolo1138! And anarky and bIZARRO jJREASON!!
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">She was shocked all right. I believe it was mR. rEASON doing the honors (and if I'm not mistaken, this was the same evening that he graduated her to the "Canadian Crippler"). Chux and I were just pluggin' away at the bitch's maw, mostly to get her to shut the fuck for a moment.

Mr. Funtime: I got yo bitch, nigga!

emperordaddypants · Post by **emperordaddypants** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 11:54 pm

SLIMMIE IS DOOMED!!!