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Posted: **Sat Dec 24, 2005 12:13 pm**

jjreason is our next winner:

"Some chickens have bigger clits than others."

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2005 12:34 am**

I'm gonna have to give todays award to none other than our very own KH for rippin' JJ a new one with witty comeback.

You finally saw the 40 year old virgin...did you look in a mirror?

Go on witcha bad self KH.

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2005 1:07 am**

Thank you, I was going to nominate homeless man for this line myself....

Mutha Fucka, dont you know I am homeless and black? How can you be more doomed that that bitch?

Posted: **Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:35 am**

The latest for me was Slicker's "pulled up the reigns on Old Roy" bit, where he claims to have ripped Captain Funtime a new asshole (literally) during his post! Top notch.

Posted: **Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:26 pm**

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by anarky
 I'd call him up and say, "Yo, mabs, whazzup?" But I'd be on my cell phone, standing outside his window, and he wouldn't know it, and I'd jump up in fron of the window while wearing a scary skeleton costume and make him crap his pants. And I'd get video of him crapping himself and put it on a beta tape and send it to Diabolical, 'cause he's into that sort of thing.
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">That shit's awesome[:D][beard]

Posted: **Tue Jan 03, 2006 10:50 pm**

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by anarky
 I'd call him up and say, "Yo, mabs, whazzup?" But I'd be on my cell phone, standing outside his window, and he wouldn't know it, and I'd jump up in fron of the window while wearing a scary skeleton costume and make him crap his pants. And I'd get video of him crapping himself and put it on a beta tape and send it to Diabolical, 'cause he's into that sort of thing.
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">How the fuck did you know?

That I have a beta.

Posted: **Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:56 am**

In a conversation with Mr. KH this morning:

kidhuman4: I cant believe they fucked up that badly with the miners
Da CMU Kid: OMG, i know. how horrible
kidhuman4: yeah
kidhuman4: hey their alive
kidhuman4: sike niggas, thought you had a family bitches

Kudos, my friend. And proof that tasteless jokes are never out of fashion.[beard]

Posted: **Wed Jan 04, 2006 2:38 pm**

Tasteless comments will never go out of style as long as vynsane lives on......

Posted: **Wed Jan 04, 2006 4:00 pm**

Or until we all wind up hit by lightning, gone to hell and sent back to earth to warn other fucking no-minds like us to knock this shit off.

Good thing that only happens in the comics!

Posted: **Wed Jan 04, 2006 7:53 pm**

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by FairyPantsSolo113ATE
 
Da CMU Kid: OMG, i know. how horrible
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">What the fuck are you? A 16 year old girl? Jesus fuck. It's like ohmygawd, you know?

Posted: **Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:06 pm**

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by anarky
 Are you ready for Neon Armor Skydiving Wolverine?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

definitely, QOTD.

Posted: **Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:43 pm**

I'm getting a jump-start on tomorrow's quote of the day:

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted elsewhere by kidhuman
 
I pooped in the shower one time. DIdnt feel like getting out. Lucky for me it was diarrhea and it washed right down.

Peeing in the shower is actually good. It prevents athletes foot.
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Posted: **Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:44 pm**

Thanks man. I owe it all to my fucked up stomach.

Posted: **Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:55 pm**

(Best Bubbles voice) "My God."

Posted: **Sat Jan 14, 2006 8:21 am**

LMAO!! Damn, I'm bout to go shit in the shower to see if its really as funny as it sounds.

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