the vynsane asylum

The only thing I am concerned about is whether you carry firearms with the intent to use them, like certain members of the Stalwarts. If you are decidedly anti-firearm, then I concur with my esteemed colleague in advocating your candidacy. I bid you good day sir.

Republican party be damned! A Democratic vote is a vote for democracy! hah! Argue with THAT logic Arthur! What ho!

I bid you good day sir.

I have not permitted myself, gentlemen, to conclude that I am the best man in the country; but I am reminded, in this connection, of a story of an old Dutch farmer who remarked to a companion once that 'it was not best to swap horses while crossing streams'.

Abraham Lincoln wrote:I have not permitted myself, gentlemen, to conclude that I am the best man in the country; but I am reminded, in this connection, of a story of an old Dutch farmer who remarked to a companion once that 'it was not best to swap horses while crossing streams'.

And I am reminded of the great scientist who told us not to cross the streams. Unless you need to blow up the Sta-Puft Marshmellow Man.

Did you know that Trebek is from Canada and therefore a Socialist? You don't really want a Socialist in charge, do you?

I question Trebek's decision making ability. Everytime there is a questionable call on Jeopardy, he consults an invisible panel of judges that are off-screen. They are never seen nor heard. Who are these guys? I suspect that one of the judges is that Orson fellow from Mork and Mindy. No one ever saw him either. Orson is an alien, and I'd like to see proof he entered the country legally. How can anyone vote for someone who hires illegal aliens to make decisions for them?

Shuzbut! I'm voting for the little green one.

If elected, I will take liberties with your mom and maybe your aunt.

hell, he'll do that WITHOUT being elected.

Congratulations on Rogue Deuce's late surge in the polls. Looks like a three way race.

I thought I withdrew after the Dr. Doom/Elmo scandal on the first page.

Double_G wrote:Was I really the only jackass who voted for Vader?

I just wanted to remind people that Double G voted for Ralph Nader Vader...