Movie lines!

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Oh, you went there, eh? To the granddaddy of all quotable movies, the only movie to reach the elite company of Casablanca and Star Wars?

"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is 'never get involved in a land war in Asia.' But only slightly less well-known is this: 'never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!'"

"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."

"My way is not very sportsmanlike."

And, of course, the equivalent of "May the Force be with you" or "Here's lookin' at you, kid":
"'Allo! My name ees Enigo Montoya. You keelled mah fathair. Prepare to die!"
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"You are who you choose to be."
"Superman."

Damn, I love that movie. And it also proves that Superman has become an icon that transcends whatever box anyone tries to put him in.
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anarky wrote:"You are who you choose to be."
"Superman."

Damn, I love that movie. And it also proves that Superman has become an icon that transcends whatever box anyone tries to put him in.
Part of me has that on the Top Five list of movies that need a sequel pronto. But the other part of feels like any attempt at a sequel would diminish it and just let it be.
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Most of me is of the mind that there should never be a sequel, ever.

On the other hand, if Brad Bird were involved, I'd have faith in any sequel he would make.
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"Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!"
"Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend."
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"But these go to eleven."
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"It's a matter of professional integrity! No girl wants to marry a doctor who can't tell if a man's dead or not!"

"I've learned from experience that a modicum of snuff can be most efficacious." Note that 'Modicum of Snuff' would make an excellent name for a Band
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[On TV]"So, you're gonna fix the cable?"
"Lord. You can guess where it goes from here."
"He fixes the cable?"
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”

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Can't explain why, but this line just cracks me up every time.

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