the vynsane asylum

Well, my mind was effectively blown at what was in the doorway this morning, the most Deuce-iest package EVER- have to wait for the debut with the release of "Take Care Sir" but It'll be SO worth it DAMN is that one FINE figure, big ups to Sleazer for hooking me up with more Deuce than I can even handle ALMOST

Why did Kenner (or Hasbro) never release a 12 inch Deuce is beyond me.

funny I was just thinkin that exact same thing and you know what?? I don't think they could do that for the simple reason that the line would be over- there'd be no reason to ever make another figure, no matter WHAT the EU says

How could a few thin layers of cardboard and a plastic bubble contain a full 12 inches of Deuce?

Or a hyper articulated 6 inch Deuce; Marvel Legends style.

Could you imagine if Hasbro made a 12" Deuce?

They'd unload the truck at Wal-Mart, and, the minute the box containing the Deuce came off the truck, women within a 5-mile radius would spontaneously have the biggest orgasms of their lives.

Oooohhh. Is that what the left hand of the ROTS 2-1B is for? I thought it was some sort of medical apparatus. For some reason, I didn't recognized it as a pleasure device.

The Deuce pleases women with his mere presence. He has no need for mere physical pleasure devices.

then one would hop right outta the box, he'd get right on down and throw the best devil horns he could .....

BYAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

anarky wrote:The Deuce pleases women with his mere presence. He has no need for mere physical pleasure devices.

Is that the hidden meaning behind "Take care, Sirs..." as in Take care, sir...thanks for leaving me alone with your women folk. The Deuce is programmed to PAR-TAY...

It started innocently enough.

"Honey, you got mail from someone named 'Tony' in Wisconsin. What's that?"

"My God", I thought. "The Deuce is here."

I tore into the manilla mailer like a kid on Christmas morning, pausing to marvel at the fact that something addressed only to "ADAM!" made it across state lines without arousing suspicion.

And there it was, more beautiful than I had imagined. I wiped a tear and noticed there was something else in the mailer. A custom "Motherfucking 2-1Bitch" card. I laughed SO fucking hard at that, man. Well played.

I'll get your money out tomorrow or Friday. Thanks, g.

Senor JabbaJohnL wrote: The light from the sunset outside today hit him somehow that made him look even more awesome than usual -- there were green and pinkish lights coming off of his limbs and the transparent part; it was quite a sight to behold, as if the angels themselves were heralding the coming of The Deuce.

And right here we have todays........

wait for it.....


QOTD. Well done, Mr. JJ. Well done.

I didn't put any effort into it; The Deuce is just my muse, I guess.

You are a witness to the coming of the Deuce. When Reverand Sleazer starts The Church of The Deuce, you will probably get your own chapter in his Bible. There will probably even be a stained glass window depicting you basking in the glow of 2-1B himself.

Rogue II wrote:You are a witness to the coming of the Deuce. When Reverand Sleazer starts The Church of The Deuce, you will probably get your own chapter in his Bible. There will probably even be a stained glass window depicting you basking in the glow of 2-1B himself.

Sweet! Mabudon's sermons will be fuckin' insane too, I bet.