Welcome... Jargo

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I thought the bedbath fetish was our little secret? :heybaby:
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Jargo wrote:I thought the bedbath fetish was our little secret? :heybaby:
Bah. I'm not afraid of what the world thinks.
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Me neither babe. Me neither.

*affects 1970's catalog dude pose and sticks on fake handlebar mustache*
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*Powders up gooch, sack and thighs; pulls on leather pants*
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I would have helped but i'm too busy trying to push my boggled eyes back in. :shock:
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
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Antropov wrote:*Powders up gooch, sack and thighs; pulls on leather pants*
Hey Mabs, does this sort of remind you of some Judas Priest lyrics?
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Yessir, yes it does, I do own all their albums after all so I'd know :mabs:
Vince, NO!!!!!

I just ripped off most of your pubes!!
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fresh fish, fresh fish, fresh fish...


Welcome to the site yargo.
"Once there were brook trout in the streams in the mountains. You could see them standing in the amber current where the white edges of their fins wimpled softly in the flow. They smelled of moss in your hand. Polished and muscular and torsional. On their backs were vermiculate patterns that were maps of the world in its becoming. Maps and mazes. Of a thing which could not be put back. Not be made right again. In the deep glens where they lived all things were older than man and they hummed of mystery."
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hEY, jARGO. yOUR DAD SAYS 'HI.' aT LEAST i THINK IT WAS HI. hE HAD HIS MOUTH SORTA FULL AT THE TIME.

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ANARKEY I WIL TELL U WHAT WIL HAPPIN WHEN I MEAT JARGOE, I WILL WORN HIM ABOUYT ALL U GAY FRUITES SO U DO NOT TRIE 2 HAEV SEKS WITH HIM! I AM SURE HE WOOD NOT LIEK THAT, IT IS GROSE!

JARGO DO NOT MINED THESE HOMOES THEY R ALL WAYS MAKEING OUT WITH EACH OTHER JUST YESTERDAY I SAW ANARKY SUCKIN KID HUMANS DONG OR SHOD I SAY SHIT HUMAN!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: GOD DAM I HATE SHIT HUMAN HE IS A FUCKIN HOMO. STICK WITH ME + I WILL PROTACT U FROM THERE GAYNESS, THEY DONT FUCK WITH ME CUZ THEY NO I HAVE MAD SKILLZ TO KICK THEY'RE GAY ASES!!

YAY DOOSH!! o yes@!@@!@@@@
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NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!
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WORDS FAIL ME.

OH WAIT. NO THEY DON'T. SNIGTAD, YOU SHOULD REALLY GET THAT RASH ALL OVER YOUR FACE LOOKED AT BY A VETRENARIAN. CONSTANTLY HAVING YOUR POODLE COME ALL OVER YOUR FACE SO YOUR DAD AND GRANPA UNCLE RODGER WILL PAY MORE ATTENTION TO YOU WHILE THEY ARE WATCHING PROJECT RUNWAY AND SIXTY-NINING IS GONNA MAKE YOUR ACNE FLARE UP. OF COURSE, THEN WHEN YOU POP THE ZITS AND SMEAR THE PUS ALL OVER YOUR GRAMMA'S CRUSTY DRIED UP LABIA, IT WILL MAKE THE PENETRATION THAT MUCH EASIER. SO I GUESS IT'S WIN/WIN FOR YOU.


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NO HANDLEBARS GO FUCK YOURSELF™
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My dad is such a horndawg. I'm amazed he still has the energy. I mean he's been married three times plus seeing to his four kids. Though I understand he likes dark meat if given the choice. He's got a lot of spunk for a 71 year old.

http://www.thiswillturnyougay.com/ That's my mother. she always sings me to sleep. :twisted:
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
Whatevah!
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Hey jargo, lol 8) i think i, remember you from sir, steves guide haha :) you will liek it here but, only if you hang out with me and, snigtad and, dell rusk and, boner mzao lol :D
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oh, so the shortbus with the straps on the seats is your ride then? saw a bunch of windowlickers comin in as i arrived in my orange VW camper. 8)
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
Whatevah!
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Jargo wrote:My dad is such a horndawg. I'm amazed he still has the energy. I mean he's been married three times plus seeing to his four kids. Though I understand he likes dark meat if given the choice. He's got a lot of spunk for a 71 year old.

http://www.thiswillturnyougay.com/ That's my mother. she always sings me to sleep. :twisted:
Is that deleted footage of the Sarlaac?
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