the vynsane asylum

Posted: **Fri Sep 05, 2008 10:29 pm**

I thought the bedbath fetish was our little secret?

Posted: **Fri Sep 05, 2008 10:36 pm**

Jargo wrote:I thought the bedbath fetish was our little secret?

Bah. I'm not afraid of what the world thinks.

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2008 9:00 am**

Me neither babe. Me neither.

*affects 1970's catalog dude pose and sticks on fake handlebar mustache*

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:22 am**

*Powders up gooch, sack and thighs; pulls on leather pants*

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:48 pm**

I would have helped but i'm too busy trying to push my boggled eyes back in.

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:52 pm**

Antropov wrote:*Powders up gooch, sack and thighs; pulls on leather pants*

Hey Mabs, does this sort of remind you of some Judas Priest lyrics?

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2008 8:18 pm**

Yessir, yes it does, I do own all their albums after all so I'd know

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:36 pm**

fresh fish, fresh fish, fresh fish...

Welcome to the site yargo.

Posted: **Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:52 am**

hEY, jARGO. yOUR DAD SAYS 'HI.' aT LEAST i THINK IT WAS HI. hE HAD HIS MOUTH SORTA FULL AT THE TIME.

Posted: **Mon Sep 08, 2008 12:23 pm**

ANARKEY I WIL TELL U WHAT WIL HAPPIN WHEN I MEAT JARGOE, I WILL WORN HIM ABOUYT ALL U GAY FRUITES SO U DO NOT TRIE 2 HAEV SEKS WITH HIM! I AM SURE HE WOOD NOT LIEK THAT, IT IS GROSE!

JARGO DO NOT MINED THESE HOMOES THEY R ALL WAYS MAKEING OUT WITH EACH OTHER JUST YESTERDAY I SAW ANARKY SUCKIN KID HUMANS DONG OR SHOD I SAY SHIT HUMAN!!! GOD DAM I HATE SHIT HUMAN HE IS A FUCKIN HOMO. STICK WITH ME + I WILL PROTACT U FROM THERE GAYNESS, THEY DONT FUCK WITH ME CUZ THEY NO I HAVE MAD SKILLZ TO KICK THEY'RE GAY ASES!!

YAY DOOSH!! o yes@!@@!@@@@

Posted: **Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:45 pm**

WORDS FAIL ME.

OH WAIT. NO THEY DON'T. SNIGTAD, YOU SHOULD REALLY GET THAT RASH ALL OVER YOUR FACE LOOKED AT BY A VETRENARIAN. CONSTANTLY HAVING YOUR POODLE COME ALL OVER YOUR FACE SO YOUR DAD AND GRANPA UNCLE RODGER WILL PAY MORE ATTENTION TO YOU WHILE THEY ARE WATCHING PROJECT RUNWAY AND SIXTY-NINING IS GONNA MAKE YOUR ACNE FLARE UP. OF COURSE, THEN WHEN YOU POP THE ZITS AND SMEAR THE PUS ALL OVER YOUR GRAMMA'S CRUSTY DRIED UP LABIA, IT WILL MAKE THE PENETRATION THAT MUCH EASIER. SO I GUESS IT'S WIN/WIN FOR YOU.

GO FUCK YOURSELF, FUCKTARD.

I CAN RIDE A BIKE WITH NO HANDLEBARS

Posted: **Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:53 pm**

My dad is such a horndawg. I'm amazed he still has the energy. I mean he's been married three times plus seeing to his four kids. Though I understand he likes dark meat if given the choice. He's got a lot of spunk for a 71 year old.

http://www.thiswillturnyougay.com/ That's my mother. she always sings me to sleep.

Posted: **Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:06 pm**

Hey jargo, lol

i think i, remember you from sir, steves guide haha

you will liek it here but, only if you hang out with me and, snigtad and, dell rusk and, boner mzao lol

Posted: **Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:17 pm**

oh, so the shortbus with the straps on the seats is your ride then? saw a bunch of windowlickers comin in as i arrived in my orange VW camper.

Posted: **Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:23 pm**

Jargo wrote:My dad is such a horndawg. I'm amazed he still has the energy. I mean he's been married three times plus seeing to his four kids. Though I understand he likes dark meat if given the choice. He's got a lot of spunk for a 71 year old.

http://www.thiswillturnyougay.com/ That's my mother. she always sings me to sleep.

Is that deleted footage of the Sarlaac?

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