vampires&werewolfes

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I'm usually "here" Anarky, just have troubles getting "in" here sometimes... I'm kinda like Uuatu or something... speaking of whom.....
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I, Grover, thought Twilight sucked.

I wish I hadn't listened to anarky when he recommended it to me.
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Twilight is thuper gay. It's not about a girl losing her virginity it's really about a dude taking it up the shitter for the first time. That's why they picked a chick with a dick to play the lead character.
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Twilight is Mormon porn.
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Jargo wrote:..That's why they picked a chick with a dick to play the lead character.
I always suspected that Pattinson bitch had a Weiner. Thanks for confirming.
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Jargo wrote:Twilight is thuper gay.
there's always my alternate interpretation that says the exact opposite, actually...
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ITS A MICHELLE BACHMANN 'PRAY THE GAY AWAY' PROPOGANDA FILM?

INTERESTING.
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RoIIo Tomassi wrote:
Jargo wrote:..That's why they picked a chick with a dick to play the lead character.
I always suspected that Pattinson bitch had a Weiner. Thanks for confirming.
He has a tiny weiner. Reeeeeeally reeeeeally tiny tiny. That Kristen Stewart has a mighty dong though.
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this can be the all-purpose twilight topic, sure.

AAAAAND kristen steward and robert pattinson are breaking up again. big shocker, that. i can't find any mention of it here, but i kept telling my wife that they got back together just for the publicity for the final installment of the vampires&werewolfes movie saga. vyndicated.
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Who? And Who?
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RoIIo Tomassi wrote:Who? And Who?
The semi-retarded looking guy that chicks get moist over and the plain girl with one facial expression the media claims is hot.
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