NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (They killed Wash...)

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I figure I'll watch it when Diabolical posts that he watched The Blues Brothers. ;)
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You're doing yourself a disservice. Firefly/Serenity is WAYYYY better than Blues Brothers. And I'm saying this as a fan of Blues Brothers.
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Joliet Jake begs to differ. Of course, he's kind of obstinate.
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Well, I if I was forced to choose between never watching Firefly again or never watching Blues Brothers again, I'd snap my BB DVD in two about thirty seconds from now. No contest.
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The Jackie Robinson movie 42 comes out in a couple weeks. It's got both the pilot of Serenity and the Captain of the Millennium Falcon in it. And the writer/director is Brian Helgeland. Who wrote the L.A. Confidential screenplay. Which is where the name Rollo Tomassi comes from in the first place.

So... :yeaha: :yeaha:

Helgeland also directed a masterpiece that combines the talents of the Joker, Hoban Washburne(aka Steve the Pirate), JARVIS from the Iron Man movies, and King Robert Barontheon. And Solomon Kaine in a minor role.
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Saw a preview for that today, and immediately thought of it having Wash and Han as well. I want to see it just for that, and not only because it looks like a good movie.
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Here's a fun fact/trivia bar bet for you.

Nathan Fillion played Private Ryan in Saving Private Ryan. That's a true fact. Look it up.
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Tom Foolery wrote:Here's a fun fact/trivia bar bet for you.

Nathan Fillion played Private Ryan in Saving Private Ryan. That's a true fact. Look it up.
Yes, he did.
Paul Giamatti, Ted Danson, Bryan Cranston and Vin Diesel are also in there.
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Damn, I totally forgot about that. I was thinking, "No, you dumbass, that was Matt Damon!" But, like I said, I forgot that whole bit.
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anarky wrote:Damn, I totally forgot about that. I was thinking, "No, you dumbass, that was Matt Damon!" But, like I said, I forgot that whole bit.
That's why it's perfect for a Bar Bet. Just like the body count in First Blood.
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Highest death toll in a movie (unless it's been eclipsed by something else along the same lines) would have to be Star Wars. First an entire fucking planet is offed, then a planet-sized battle station.
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Just found this site: http://moviebodycounts.com/Top-Movies.htm

They obviously didn't count all of the implied deaths in Star Wars.
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Just found this site: http://moviebodycounts.com/Top-Movies.htm

They obviously didn't count all of the implied deaths in Star Wars.
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anarky wrote:Saw a preview for that today, and immediately thought of it having Wash and Han as well. I want to see it just for that, and not only because it looks like a good movie.
The guy playing Jackie Robinson also had a bit role on Castle a couple years ago.
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I like watching Castle just for the Firefly references Fillion slips in.

The show itself ain't too bad either.
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