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Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 2:12 pm
by jjreason
The crux of that whole thing for me: "I didn't feel like getting out." Jesus.......
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:05 pm
by anarky
As much as it pains me to give the turd credit, emperordaddypants made me laugh with:
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Blowjob bears are doomed!!<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:48 pm
by Slicker
I'm gonna have to nominate our very own jjraeson today for this one. Boy, I didn't know you were this desperate for HBO.
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Some fat guy in a trenchcoat came to my house and said he'd give me HBO if I blew him. So, of course, I did! Funny, I said I'd give a nut for HBO, and I ended up taking a nut for HBO!<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:42 am
by jjreason
That is funny! Moderate me, moderate you indeed........
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 4:40 am
by jjreason
How 'bout this little gem from the Earth-2 KH.......
"Nothing clears the sinuses like playing Smooth Criminal while some guy named Guido pounds your patty."
Fucking mint.
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 3:32 pm
by anarky
Man, I hate giving props to these stupid Harolds of Douche, but this one is pure gold:
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by The Grin</i>
<br />I aM nOt KiT fIsTo, BuT i DiD yOuR mOtHeR iN a HoLiDaY iNn ExPrEsS lAsT nIgHt.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 1:27 pm
by Antropov
Our dear friend Anarky:
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">The Four answer only to Andy Griffith, the current Coolest Man Alive, though he tends to have very few demands as long as he has a hot apple pie and a roomful of tight pussy.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
Do you think Opie ever ate Aunt Bea's pie?
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 1:26 am
by jjreason
Man, a "roomful" sounds fantastic.... like it would be snatch forever or something. A "roomful". Me likey.
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 2:29 pm
by Antropov
I'm gonna write my Congressman and see to it that "roomful" is made and official measurment in terms of amount. Sure, gallons, milliliters, miles, and kilometers are fine. But what if you're super thirsty? Wouldn't you rather have a roomful of water? What if Flornbi gets on your nerves? Wouldn't it be nice if you could wish a roomful of seagulls to nip off his winky?
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 4:33 pm
by Ran
Ah, yes, a whole new of system to measure.
spoonful
handful
pantload
carful
roomful
boatload
It will take a little work to come up with the exact conversions between them. Let's use each of these in a sentence:
A <i>spoonful</i> of sugar makes the medicine go down.
Flornbi has taken it in the ass at least a <i>handful</i> of times.
There is typically a <i>pantload</i> of poop in Flornbi's trousers.
Flornbi has a <i>carful</i> of gay porn.
Flornbi has gone down on a <i>boatload</i> of sailors.
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 1:26 am
by jjreason
Where would "assload" and "shitload" (2 of my favorites) fit in?
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:41 am
by Antropov
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by jjreason</i>
<br />Where would "assload" and "shitload" (2 of my favorites) fit in?
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">Those terms of measurement are only used on Brokeback Mountain.
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:55 am
by jjreason
Wasn't it called Bareback Mountin'? That's the version I was trying to download off limewire - but it kept telling me too many Snigtads and Dooshs were lined up to download it??????
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 10:52 am
by Ran
Revised list.
spoonful
handful
mouthful <--
assload <--
pantload
carful
roomful
boatload
shitload <--
Is there a greater amount than a shitload?
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 11:58 am
by anarky
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Rogue II</i>
<br />Is there a greater amount than a shitload?
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
That, in and of itself, is the quote of the day!
However, I believe a fuckload is more than a shitload.