the vynsane asylum

I looked at the links and was pissing myself.

pISSING AND MOANING? tHAT'S WHAT I CALL IT WHEN YOUR DADDY CUMS WHEN I'M SHOWERING HIM WITH GOLDEN GOODNESS!!

Slicker wrote:Well, unfortunately it had to be done. Those fucking people over there are just pissing me off. They truly are never happy with anything offered. They can all go fuck there mothers. Present company is excluded from the mother fucking.

Coming from the guy who's now crying that Hasbro is putting Jango's head on Imperial bodies.

Putting those heads on is gayer than bIZZARO tHE gRIN and I'm gettin' ALOT of people to agree. It's not that I'm not happy with the offerings, I'm actually ecstatic about most of them, it's the fact that we never see the faces of the OT troopers so that leaves some mystery to 'em.

That's not gay, Slick. You take it back. Calling Hasbro's incredibly retarded Jango fixation "gay" is insulting to homosexuals everywhere.

Anyone see this one on the other site?

FB wrote:for all of you that are so irate over the yarna joke, what did you think of the joke they posted on their site last year at around the time of the launch of the ROTS line? remember "they're called ACTION figures"?

isn't that more "offensive" as it's a slap in the face to all collectors, not just those under the spell of a 6 breasted siren

What the hell is he talking about? I was going to reply with this:

Have you seen the new EU figures? EU Grevious figure and EU figures, with VEHICLE AND PLAYSET!!!

I'm so fucking sick of people complaining about that. The fact that Hasbro recognizes people want the fat bitch is a step in the right direction. I don't see anyone complaining that the Tonnika Sisters weren't on that list.

I don't even look at any of the threads in the toy forums any more. There's literally no point to it. I want to know what's available and where, not why or why it shouldn't have ankle articulation.

I'll save you all the time also: Go to the store and pick up any random figure. Find a detail on this figure (Remember: No detail is to small!). Now think of any ludacris argument against this piece of articulation, accessory, paint op, etc. You just created a thread! Congratulations! Now, foolishly argue why that is a good thing to be included on/with the figure and how it's beneficial to the play value. After trying to convince yourself of it's worth, kick yourself in the teeth. "These are ACTION FIGURES, bitch!", you say to yourself, "Not toys! They need fuckin' ankle articulation!" (unless of course it did to begin with, then it doesn't need it.). Now tell yourself that this figure needs to be released three more times: Once as a hologram, once in a neutral pose (Unless it already is in a neutral pose, in which case it needs to have a more dramatic pose), and once with SA. Also, any vehicle this character was ever in needs to be released (TO SCALE!).

Now go to the "General Discussion" forum or the CB and discuss/debate the quality of a Mama Cass/Dengar mash-up.

I went ahead and posted it, but I put a thingy after it, so everything should be ok.

I responded to your post Rogue 2. Great shit.

Thanks, man. I was reading one of the other SW sites (I think it was POTF2) who interviewed Hasbro. They apologized for the joke. There was some other interesting info in the article.

CaptainSolo1138 wrote:I don't even look at any of the threads in the toy forums any more. There's literally no point to it. I want to know what's available and where, not why or why it shouldn't have ankle articulation.

Do you mean how every thread is either complaining about 1) the Imperial Officer set, 2) the joke, or 3) tycho bitching on how POTC gets a playset and SW doesnt? No I haven't noticed.

I shall hold back the waters.

I pissed on the moaners.

I loved that Yarna joke. Serves them bitches right.

What thread are you guys talking about? I don't feel like sifting through all of it just to get to the good part.