A New Thread Regarding Ninjas.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 3:53 pm

Gotta agree with anarky. Namor McKenzie bringin' all his Atlantean riches up and using them to become a corporate bigshot was cool. He had fuckin' lawyers, man! Badass took on a whole new meaning. Namor was a ninja in the cutthroat commercial Enron capitalist sense.

What's with all the Cap bashing? Did you see him in JLA/Avengers getting all lippy with Superman? And Ultimate Cap is a total fascist for truth, justice, and America.

Whatever happened to Oracle, Inc.?

Strange on the other hand, is just a yutz in pansy dancer's tights and a big fruity cape. Earth is always getting invaded by other-dimensional forces. As Earth's Sorceror Supreme, Strange blows.

Post by **vynsane** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 4:34 pm

yeah, captain america is awesome right now... in both the regular series and his "ultimized" version.

in the regular continuity series, he's all questioning his role in america and the world, and in "ultimates" he just kicks so much ass...

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 4:48 pm

Remember when Dr Strange had a weird Spawn costume for a bit? WTF was up with that? Ninja wannabe, I guess.

Here's a trivia question for you: What do Captain America, a screwdriver, a hammer, a wrench, and a heavy metal band that does "Sober" and "Prison Sex" have in common?

Answer: they're all tools!!

Post by **vynsane** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 5:13 pm

and so are you...

*POOF*

(heheh... check out anaky's rank... administrator magic...)

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 6:08 pm

(applause)

That's amazing!

I'll admit, I haven't read Cap since issue 447 of his first series. I missed the Onslaught finale, the Liefeld sludge, the 50 issue return series, and his new Marvel Knights run.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 5:22 pm

The only thing any good was Mark Waid's "Man without a Country" run. I've bought so many Cap comics... and they're just meh. Im done with him for now - cancelled. And that's sad. Iron Man too. Fuck that Tales of Suspense bullshit. Vyn, you like the Chuck Austen stuff? I found "Ice" to be a little too hard to follow... and I've honestly not read the first issue of "Cap Lives" yet. Maybe I'll read it and make a 2nd final decision. Im a wuss when it comes to cancelling comics.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 2:06 pm

Yay! I'm a tool!!!

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 4:14 pm

The guy who wrote 'Truth' is taking over the regular series.

This topic is about everything except ninjas...

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 7:10 pm

Thats because ninjas are extinct

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 8:23 am

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by kidhuman
 Thats because ninjas are extinct

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What kinda clown-propaganda bullshit is that?? [???]

Seriously, there are lots of ninjas around, just go to a music shop and look at the guys checking out electric guitars... if they play "stairway" they are NOT a ninja... if they play "creed" thay are SO not a ninja.... if they play something that sounds like the opening of "Power Rangers", you have yourself a genuine ninja.... I hang out with a bunch of them... they would never admit it, but if you see them play guitar, you can tell easily [ninja]

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 2:13 am

They're the ones who buy nothing except 3 packs of bacon and the latest issues of "Black Belt" and "Guitar World" at the grocery store. And then, on the way out of the store, they don't say fuck all to the cashier, even if she has big tits and says "Wanna fuck?" to the Ninja because even she could tell he was a ninja. They don't say fuck all because they're in a hurry - they're going to eat bacon kill everyone in Tucson who laughed at the white guy in Enter the Ninja. They're cool that way.

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Sat Oct 04, 2003 10:48 am

Yeah, that's the guys alright....
There are very few ninjas in this town, they all moved to Toronto....
I'm gonna start reporting sightings of the few... there is a ninja who works at a convenience store near here.... he plays rock music real loud on the midnight shift and sometimes dunk people go there to hang out, it's funny... and you know if it gets outta hand the lights will go off and everyone dies, so it's cool
I bet there's a ninja in "rock school" or whatever that film is called...
Who are the hollywood ninjas, now??? Is Rob Lowe one??I just don't know, but it seems important to figure it out

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sat Oct 04, 2003 11:01 pm

Antonio Banderas is a ninja. He has all the Ninja moves and wailed on Selma Hayak in "Desperado". TJ Cruise is a Ninja based on that bad ass mororcycle martial arts mastery he displayed in MI2.
Jet Li is such a Ninja, he'd kill fucking TJ Cruise and Will Ferrel right afterwards just to show how much peace is not as cool as violence.

Post by **vynsane** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 10:03 am

speaking of "school of rock" - oh, yeah... jack black has GOT to be a mother-grabbin' ninja! you know it! with songs like "fuck her gently," "with karate i'll kick your ass," and huge epic ballads like "wonderboy" he's the biggest fuckin' ninja in hollyweird!

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 5:13 pm

I have to disagree. Jet Li is a tool, not a ninja. His broken engrish and crappy DMX movies disqualifies him from ever being a ninja. Except when he kicked Riggs and Mutaughs ass in LW4.