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- Tom Foolery
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Fruckkin' Lions. Having an exceptional second half doesn't make up for having an extraordinarily shitty first half. You can't play great for only half a game and expect a win, dummies.
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In the 2 fantasy league I play for money, both teams I played had Aaron Rogers and LeSean McCoy. Somehow, I still have a chance to win both games if Julio Jones has a good game.
I don't care how hot Carrie Underwood is, that Sunday Night football song sucks.
I don't care how hot Carrie Underwood is, that Sunday Night football song sucks.
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Yeah it does. She looks like she has to pee throughout the entire song.
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Detroit stuffing the Rams 4th and Goal on the 1 yard line to end the half was such a "fuck yeah!!" play. It reminded me of Stafford's impromptu QB sneak to defeat the Cowboys a few years ago.
Also congrats to your Bills for embarrassing Kaepernick on his return.
Cleveland remains winless a third of the way through the season. Looks like all that trading they did in the off season helped fuck all.
Also congrats to your Bills for embarrassing Kaepernick on his return.
Cleveland remains winless a third of the way through the season. Looks like all that trading they did in the off season helped fuck all.
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Yeah! The first Bills 4-game win streak since 2008. Someone said that the Bills fans were talking about singing the National Anthem every time Kaepernick went in the game with the hopes that he would kneel.
Cleveland Browns just plain suck. No change in ownership or management can seem to fix that.
Cleveland Browns just plain suck. No change in ownership or management can seem to fix that.
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Cleveland's rookie QB is a scrappy little guy. He got thrown in the deep end, and even though they're losing he's looking like he'll be good.
Also Bears and Packers lost, so it was a great Sunday. Hopefully the Bears can surprise everyone and beat GB at home Thursday. That'd put the Lions second in the NFC North. And the Vikings win streak can't last forever.
Also Bears and Packers lost, so it was a great Sunday. Hopefully the Bears can surprise everyone and beat GB at home Thursday. That'd put the Lions second in the NFC North. And the Vikings win streak can't last forever.
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The Packers deserved to lose for wearing those ugly throwback uniforms. The Steelers' are probably the only team that have a worse throwback uniform.
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That.
Was.
FUCKING AWESOME.
What an incredible comeback. Holy shit, my heart is racing.
......and the Browns continue their perfect streak.
Was.
FUCKING AWESOME.
What an incredible comeback. Holy shit, my heart is racing.
......and the Browns continue their perfect streak.
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HAHAHAHAH. Browns lost again Thursday to the Ravens. That brings their record to 0-10. The rest of their season looks grim:
Steelers
Giants
BYE
Bengals
Bills
Chargers
Steelers
Of all of those, they MIGHT have a chance against the Chargers. The only week I guarantee the Browns won't lose is Sunday, Dec 4th. Because of their bye. HAHAHAHAH.
0-16!!
Steelers
Giants
BYE
Bengals
Bills
Chargers
Steelers
Of all of those, they MIGHT have a chance against the Chargers. The only week I guarantee the Browns won't lose is Sunday, Dec 4th. Because of their bye. HAHAHAHAH.
0-16!!
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Lions took a week off, and still managed to slide into the lead in the NFC North thanks to the Vikings, Packers, and Bears all losing.
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- Tom Foolery
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Lions remain on top of the NFC North. Thanksgiving Day's game against Minnesota will decide who gets the playoff seed. Both GB and Chicago are becoming irrelevant.
Buffalo wins. And their remaining schedule is a who's who of beatable teams, Jets, Jaguars, Browns, etc. It's too bad none of it matters because the AFC west is gonna hog all the wildcard slots and the Pats are going to the Super Bowl.
The Browns continue to suck, 0-11!!
How fun was that Baldwin to Wilson TD throw? I laughed out loud. I also think Seattle will be in the Super Bowl instead of America's sweethearts, the Dak Prescotts.
Buffalo wins. And their remaining schedule is a who's who of beatable teams, Jets, Jaguars, Browns, etc. It's too bad none of it matters because the AFC west is gonna hog all the wildcard slots and the Pats are going to the Super Bowl.
The Browns continue to suck, 0-11!!
How fun was that Baldwin to Wilson TD throw? I laughed out loud. I also think Seattle will be in the Super Bowl instead of America's sweethearts, the Dak Prescotts.
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This might be Chicago's worst season in my history of caring about the NFL, which started in the mid 80s. They've been meh many times, but I don't ever remember being embarrassed to wear the logo like I am these days.
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It'll be interesting to see where Romo lands next year. Chicago is a definite possibility.
But Cutler is done.
But Cutler is done.
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Romo was in the news about wanting to go to Denver. I guess that would leave us Osweiler or whatever that old Texans kid's name was. I'd rather start rebuilding with a kid, not Tony Romo.
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