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Posted: **Tue Jul 03, 2007 3:46 pm**

oh + ur mom sayed yum yum snigtads dick tasts good.

Posted: **Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:14 pm**

What happened to Soundwave you ask?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TYzRanykbQ

Ravage, get off the couch.

Posted: **Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:54 pm**

CaptainSolo1138 wrote:Thanks, 'Nark. I'd like to analyze this a bit.

Cap, I'm sending you my hospital bill. My ribs burst out of my chest from laughing so hard at your comments.

BTW, I liked the movie. But I don't feel like arguing about it, so I'll just say this: Big ass fucking robots fighting are fun no matter what.

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:47 pm**

mICHAEL bAY IS LOUSY IN THE SACK. bUT HIS MOVIES SUCK AS MUCH COCK AS HE DOES.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:24 am**

Saw a making of special today on HBO. Michael Bay referred to a character named "Scorponax." Repeatedly.

Goddammit, can't you even learn the fucking names of the fucking characters in a movie you your fucking self fucking "directed"?

I'm done discussing this movie elsewhere, since apparently if you haven't seen the movie, you're not allowed to mention what looks bad enough to keep you from seeing it.

Mabs, don't take the bullet. It'll be a waste of your time and money.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:12 am**

OK, ok, I won't go, tho I will indeed watch a rip of it if one crosses my desk..

And RE: "scorponax" it's even funnier that there are only like 8 fuckin "characters" in the film. I love how it now seems that "character" is defined as "name and colour scheme", with any other characteristics being totaly fluid and mutable

I think I'll prolly hate this film like fire, tho, but I bet my review will be kinda funny, if I can even remember much of it

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:53 am**

Rogue II wrote:What happened to Soundwave you ask?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TYzRanykbQ

Ravage, get off the couch.

that was better than what i can discern of the movie itself.

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"beth, eject. mission: shut the fuck up"

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:36 pm**

Michael Bay must have learned how to film an action sequence from his mother. She was doing some crazy stuff that I didn't think was possible, then had me explode in her face.

Posted: **Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:38 pm**

You guys might not believe this, but I've read about 20 reviews on the CDN SW site and the geeks fucking LOVED the Transformers movie - both those that love TF and those that only went to see the movie had nothing but good things to say.

Posted: **Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:18 pm**

Double_G wrote:BTW, I liked the movie. But I don't feel like arguing about it, so I'll just say this: Big ass fucking robots fighting are fun no matter what.

What he said. I rolled my eyes in a few places. But mostly, it fucking rocked. And Optimus Prime speaking made me 10 years old again. I punched my friend in the arm with excitement.

Posted: **Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:53 pm**

Double_G wrote:BTW, I liked the movie. But I don't feel like arguing about it, so I'll just say this: Big ass fucking robots fighting are fun no matter what.

Except when Michael Bay does it.

Eternal Padawan wrote:I rolled my eyes in a few places. But mostly, it fucking rocked. I punched my friend in the arm with excitement.

I rolled my eyes during the entire movie. But mostly, it sucked. I punched numerous people in the face with anger.

Posted: **Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:26 pm**

We'll see what mabs does, I'm leavin in 2 hours to get to the 10 30 show in Niagara Falls, I have a feeling I'm gonna be in trouble with Ange by the time it's out

Posted: **Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:18 pm**

I think the phrase "don't be a hero" would be both appropriate and too late in this situation.

Posted: **Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:46 am**

Good luck, Mabs. We'll see you on the other side.

Posted: **Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:11 am**

WHEW wasn't as awful as it could have been, I had NO hope for the film and was pleasantly surprised to find that I was SO right

When Bernie fuckin Mac is maybe my fave part of a film, I KNOW I've been had

Bumblebee literaly popping his cork and blowing spume all over that guy was just WRONG, and having folks my age and older laughing heartily made me even more mad... EVEN more angry at the FUCKTARDS behind us, who in their "wisdom" brought a TWO YEAR OLD to the fuckin 10:30 PM show- the kid was being fairly good at the outset, but once the crazier bits started happening the kid started letting out high pitched squeals right in my fuckin ear... I don't blame the poor kid at ALL but I don't like mind-splitting shrieks too much- the first two times I just sat up real tall and slowly, menacingly shook my head (which was met with "hushing tones" but didn't do the trick) The third incident got me to slowly turn my ugly visage on them and fix them with a 30 second stare using my very best metal face, which completely solved the problem (probably ruined the film for the fuckin fucktards since I kinda gave 'em tha "I'm coming for YOU" look, but maybe they'll see my face next time they're packing for a late-show with their TWO YEAR OLD KID)

The movie is as bad as they say, seriously you can't see SHIT for any of the action bits and the end makes no sense, and it sucks

Michael Bay is a fucking idiot, as others have been said, it could have been any kind of generic "E.T." in there and it would have at least just been a turkey, but seeing as this turkey has closed to door on something many of us kinda waited decades for, it is kinda criminal

I posted a more thorough, less invective-filled rant elsewheres but this is the "supplemental" I just had to append to it

And overall, I kinda DID enjoy hating the FUCK out of it, I left with a shit-eating grin on my face which hasn't happened at the last few box-office turds I took in

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