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Re: Seriously, guys

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anarky and mabs, et al... a review we can all get behind:

http://www.kirkmania.com/2008/05/25/fuck-you-america/
robert kirkman wrote: It’s a movie so perfect, so well written, so well acted, so well executed, I thought I might die. It was that awesome.

It was so good, it made Matrix Revolutions good.

If I had a seizure from watching it–I would have sent the Wachowski’s a thank you letter–because I would have to see it again to watch the parts I missed during the seizure.

If it had started over and played again after the credits I would have had to sit there and watch it all over again… I wouldn’t have been able to force myself to leave.

I saw the movie with two friends and had either of them turned to me when the movie was over and said “Well, that wasn’t my favorite movie ever” I would have stabbed them.

If I had to pick a flaw in it, it would be that Christina Ricci didn’t come out of the screen and have sex with me. That’s the only flaw I can think of.

So fuck you America. Iron Man is AWESOME. Indiana Jones is also AWESOME… but neither are as good as Speed Racer. That’s just a fact. I have never in my life seen so many awesome movies in one month… and Speed Racer topped them all. Dear God, what an awesome movie.

I will be seeing it again tomorrow.

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Oyes that about sums it up- the fact that weeks later some of us are still trying to put together all the awesomeness is yet another testament to this fine film- after seeing Iron Man once I felt as if I'd totally "SEEN" it, but Speed Racer was something else entirely
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Saw it in IMAX last night. It rocked again. I found Prince Kabala finally.

I also didn't catch the first time that the weaselly guy who's telling Cruncher Block that he's supposed to win Casa Cristo was Snake Oiler, sans helmet.
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I caught the snake oiler appearances, he is done pretty much exactly like the cartoon version actually, but the mask/helmet sure does help

Thanks for pointin out Kabala, I am seein it again tonight and knowing where to look I expect it'll be even better, almost as excited as I was back on the 9th
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Wait, isn't Snake Oiler clean-shaven in the 'toon?

I'm reasonably certain that's Kabala. He's the only racer I noticed who looked like the actor from the pseudo-documentary. However, I didn't compare car color and numbers. It's #13, and a green/orange sorta fractal paint job. (The actor can also be glimpsed at the start of the Grand Prix, but is much clearer when Cannonball blows him up.)
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I'll double check tonight. It'll be nice knowing the Helixicon is ACTUALLY HAPPENING too, the first time through I didn't realize it was NOT hypothetical til it was too late, another thing I dug about the film

I shall report back
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Robert Kirkman, courtesy of vynsane wrote:If I had to pick a flaw in it, it would be that Christina Ricci didn’t come out of the screen and have sex with me. That’s the only flaw I can think of.
It would have to be after the movie. Otherwise, you'd be too occupied watching the movie to enjoy the experience of fucking Christina Ricci.
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