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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 12:59 pm
by Slicker
But I think a Peter North load trumps them all.
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:36 pm
by kidhuman
You're all a bunch of Fuckwads.
Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 10:13 pm
by Ran
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by kidhuman</i>
<br />You're all a bunch of Fuckwads.
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A <i>shitload</i> of Fuckwads.
Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 10:55 pm
by vynsane
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Rogue II</i>
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Is there a greater amount than a shitload?
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i think a shit-ton is 3.17598 shitloads, due to the shitload being a "standard" measurement, and the shit-ton being metric and all...
Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:31 pm
by jjreason
Is there any bigger wad than a fuckwad? Wait...... Peter North's load was just brought up, it's also a wad - and enormous. I can't imagine a bigger wad than that. He's a REAL superhero.
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:13 pm
by jjreason
If you can find anything even close to Slimmie's
"And you're as excited as a retard at the circus."
for absolute hilarious inappropriateness, then you can have this spot as today's quote of the day.
I doubt you will, though. [:D]
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 7:19 am
by Slimmie
They get pretty damn excited. A few years back I actually sat behind an entire row of "mentally challenged" people at the circus. An experience I will never forget.
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:00 am
by kidhuman
I am suprised they let you sit behind them, you must have made really good progress to be seperated from the rest of the group.
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 12:04 pm
by Slimmie
Yeah, I don't even have to wear my helmet anymore.
Bitch.
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 8:19 pm
by Slicker
This lil' nugget was dropped by our very own k1dhuman.
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Well shit, if I'd known it was going to be that kind of a party I'd have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 2:48 am
by Sugah_Honey
That audio clip was used on one of the Beastie Boys albums, but I'll be damned if I know who's it is originally. Funny shit, yeah - but it ain't the first damn time I been called "Mashed Potatos". Mmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmm.
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 6:58 am
by Slimmie
Yeah, We'll have to credit the beastie boys with that one, cuz its a mystery who actually said it.
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 5:33 pm
by anarky
From our very own Rogue II:
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Caesar stands about 7'-9"/500 lbs. He has a large blue ox and enjoys pancakes with maple syrup. The Vatican is investigating the him because every pancaked he makes has an image of the Virgin Mary and Jesus burned into it. Some say it really isn't really an ox, more like a triceratops with its horn parted down the middle.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
That bit about the triceratops made me wet myself. I had to go home early because it was embarassing to have wet drawers.
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:40 pm
by Ran
Thanks. I believe the comic value of the triceratops is highly underrated and one of our nation's greatest untapped resoruces.
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:44 pm
by vynsane
holy fuck, that's funny...