the vynsane asylum

Sweet Jesus is indeed in Heaven, old bean, and in our hearts as well. While I am flattered by the homage, I feel it does not accurately represent the trials and pitfalls of my life as an actor in witchcraft films and nefarious, yet indistinct, plans at world domination. This little ditty is more to the point. (I would have chosen Elvis Presley's version, but he was a sinner. Look at Susan Boyle, chaps. No one has ever lain with that woman... man... whatever it is.)



Genesis 19:34

I don't know if it was by accident or design, but reading Dell's Signature in reference to the song he posted, cracks me the fuck up.

Bob Ross talks dirty.



Another one that only has audio, no video.

O. YES.

Stephen Hawking is a bastard!!

Sweet Jaesus, I just wet myself!!!!

You? I think sweet Jesus wet Himself!

There's another trailer at the end of the video here.

Kate Upton. I'll Be In My Bunk.
Or I'll be at Hardee's because their advertising worked.

Damn, I don't know what's more awesome--that ad, or the idea of a sourdough burger loaded with jalapenos.

Time for more shameless self-promotion. But first, some background.

Last semester in my episodic writing class, my friend jokingly pitched a Western starring live cats. The teacher ended up liking the idea, so we wrote six episodes last semester, and now we're in the process of creating them, with funding from the school. Yeah. Here is the first, quite bizarre, teaser trailer:

That is all.

That was bizarre.

Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:Time for more shameless self-promotion.

Isn't that a requirement to get anywhere in the entertainment industry? You may as well practice on us.

Batmobiles Racing! Honestly, you can skip the first eight minutes of two nerds jabbering. But the last two minutes is MUST SEE.

And the end is..well...I'll be in my bunk.

Someone else just won the Internet, rendering all previous trophies null and void (except for the Rupert Grint song, because, I don't have an explanation).